Billy Mays is up in heaven, partying like it's $19.99

Milton Jones! Which reminds me. Shortly before my grandfather died, my grandmother covered his back with lard. After that he went downhill very quickly. My Auntie Marge was ill for so long, we started calling her I Can't Believe She's Not Better. My wife... its difficult to say what she does... she...

I want to hold an otter!

Yeah, I sent messages to both Ditto and Hosk, but I need to say it here. Unfortunately, PAX East has become a no-go for me this year, so my seat as founding citizen of the RRPT is vacant. Remember how earlier I posted about not knowing what was going to happen with my work hours? Well I found out th...

AlexanderDitto wrote:Thank you all for putting up with my crazy, I just needed to vent my nervousness. <3

We're more than happy to put up with your crazy. I mean you willingly and happily put up with ours.

Unrelated, I can reset his password...? But what's the fun in that? Right now we have Elomin Sha as the mouth and the rest of us are the muscle. We are turning into a right old gang. I mean, did you ever imagine you'd be a godfather without having to lift a finger? (I mean, yes, you really don't ha...

Ditto, calm down. He's probably busy. In the meantime, here is a cute puppy to make you feel better:

OKAY, I think we can call it cut off for being a Bad Santa. If you haven't gotten anything from your Santa yet, PM Rocket now. If you have not posted pictures of your gifts, while it is less punishable than not sending anything, please post those pictures ASAP, lest you be called a cotton-headed nin...

The Hunger Games: Getting between me and an all you can eat Chinese buffet.

Paul saying "secret sauce" kinda needed a #giggity after it.

What do you call it when a Mexican sublets his house for Christmas? For Lease Navidad ! What is Mario's favorite fabric? Denim-Denim-Denim ! What is the cheapest concert you can pay for? 50 Cent, featuring Nickelback ! What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway ! Wha...

I convinced my boyfriend to make a fairy tale theme deck from his Innistrad block cards. He now has a "Little Red Riding Hood" deck. I'll have to get the specs from him later.

Went to my first pre-release. Ran a 40 card Orzhov deck, and did pretty well... even though I failed and ended up with a 1-3 record of 0-2, 2-1, 0-2, 1-2. So at my event, I missed prizes because I didn't have two wins. However in my won match, one of the games was decided basically by this: Him: &qu...

Tak, refresh the page, neither of those are things you should be seeing. I run Chrome, and I did a refresh, a hard refresh x15, and a cache clear, and this is still what I am getting. Though I did just check and I have my browser set to 120% zoom. It looks fine at 100% though. I just want you to se...

It looks great, though I found one minor error. Under "Subscribe" where it has the links to the Twitter and so on, the word "Feed" for the LRRcast feed runs into Facebook, so it's visually jarring. Like I said though, it's a minor problem with a quick fix I'm sure. EDIT: Dangit! ...

nicholasmc1 wrote:

Garfman wrote:WIZARD COOKING! HAAAAAAAA![/size]

Wizard Cooking the podcast, the Movie. Narrated by M. Night

VAT A TWEEST!: It's hosted by Rachel Ray.

I had an actual sex ed unit in high school. The Human Development stuff (puberty, penises, periods, and pregnancy) was something that we did in 4th grade through 6th grade, then in middle school, our health classes were less about sex, and more about drugs and stress. In high school, one of our gym ...

I just found out my store is closing in March and I'm losing my job. I defy you to be more depressed than me right now.

Master Gunner wrote:You just had to put in that last picture, Ditto.

What you don't realize is that picture was taken by Ditto, in his own apartment.

There is another question that we should consider. There is an unknown podcast topic that they haven't chosen yet. What are they going to do for the fourth podcast of the month?

You mean Matthew L-UNF-UNF-UNF-wis?

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In other news, this is apparently a new thing:



WON-WON WANT!