Peanut butter, huh? Okay, crunchy or smooth?

Funny video, song is "Sacred Worlds" by Blind Guardian. I was wondering why it reminded me of Robot Unicorn Attack: Heavy Metal Edition. Same band. The commentary was hilarious. "What this is is the doodlings inside the school notebook of a twelve year old." It applies to so man...

"And that was the eleventy-billionth time I died."

Also: what DO you get when you cross a "Big Daddy" from Bioshock and a prolapsed rectum?

Kapol wrote:I don't think that Tally is actually evil too though. That's absurd...
Please don't hurt me Tally. ;_;

Well, we do know that she's pretty crafty...

*ducks*

Is this the Assassin's Creed game that promised more Desmond?

Isn't that like a Star Wars prequel promising more Jar Jar?

So, what does Mr. I'm Too Cool To Die have to do with the wise women being persecuted and stuff? It's almost like video game intro cutscenes are getting less and less coherent.

Funny commentary, though.

How often do horses actually suffer prolapsed colon? Brad, we need answers!

As for that rendition of "Oh, Christmas Tree" to the tune of "Oh Canada", well, all I have to say is...

BAH HUMBECK!

Bah vanHumbeck?

Master Gunner wrote:I assure you, his at-ness is unmatched by any other.

Bob was there, too.

"Those wolves from earlier! I hear they're hungry like themselves."

FOR THE WIN.

The game itself looks kind of bad.

1 in 6 dudes on the planet has some Khan DNA in them. It wouldn't be unheard of to have a family tree like the characters. Even if tangentially, Ezio has had some run ins with the British Isles and Altair was fighting crusaders. I think you mean 1/200 and the vast majority of them are concentrated ...

Yeah, I guess so. Still, that was weird even for Kathleen.

Pubic hair of a...WHAT?

WHAT?!

Cutscenes are hard to judge by, but I think if they ditched the "angels and demons" bit and justr had rival companies of corporate mages, it might be an alright game. Plotwise, at least.

I have no idea about the gameplay.

I really, really loved Andy's character in this. He was dryly hilarious, with his spot-on analysis delivered in a wonderfully rapid-fire pace and style that made it funny. Well done, with our brows held high!

It's certainly not bad to label things that might be carcinogenic if consumed in more than moderate amounts...but within realistic limits! If the intake required was on the order of ten cans a day, I could see reason for concern. Most people don't drink that much cola, but some might. Maaaaybe even ...

I think I love the fact that, not only did Kathleen crack up at her gloriously tasteless joke, but you left that part in.

Er, well, she did, since the credits say she edited it. So, yeah, I love that she left that part in.

Oh, gourd, cybermullets.

This explains Kyle Reese so well.

DarkMorford wrote:

Geoff_B wrote:Maybe the battle fleet will realise this and move to geosynchronous orbit over, say, Constantinople? That would work? Right? Right?

Istanbul, not Constantinople.

For the last time, Steve!

I have this strange feeling that, when we do see Paul play against the others, he will solidly trounce all of them. Probably in a highly scientific fashion. I think he'd get the opponent's decklist and then measure probabilities, factoring in their shuffling and his own cutting, to actually determi...

I have this strange feeling that, when we do see Paul play against the others, he will solidly trounce all of them. Probably in a highly scientific fashion.

Lord Hosk wrote:geosynchronous orbit over the south pole

GEOSYNC DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!

</Morbo>

I think there should be laws requiring news anchors to wear that hat.

Also, good fun episode. Very Phailhaüsy.

Okay, I get the other titles, but why is Jer "Waterfowl"?

Also, I want an "Evil Porpoises" shirt.

AlexanderDitto wrote:I wrote this one! This is my script!

HOW did you know about the North Dakota Turnip Friendship Society? Our existence was supposed to remain secret for another 12 years!

Damn you, asparagus...you've won again.