Old & Insane
Melendwyr wrote:As the local pedant, I feel it's necessary to point out that what you give someone is HIV - AIDS is the general set of immunological consequences that eventually arise from having contracted HIV.
Well...duh. Anyone that's been through the fifth grade knows that Thank you Captain Obvious!
I might have a "Whatever" someday...but it'll be much more creative than theirs (although Jer's is gonna be hard to top)
"Good thing we got Jester to carry." -Morgan, January 20th, 2009
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Heh. The stickman doing pelvic thrusts in your avatar totally reminds me of Kathleen. On accound of she does that all the time.
"I swear it," said the other mother. "I swear it on my own mother's grave."
"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.
"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back."
"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.
"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back."
Great stuff, guys! I laughed out loud a couple times with this one.
Though, I am now sad. For a moment, I thought they found a cure for AIDS with some form of advanced homeopathic medicine: eg. curing AIDS with AIDS, but ... well ... yeah, that's kind of depressing.
Though, I am now sad. For a moment, I thought they found a cure for AIDS with some form of advanced homeopathic medicine: eg. curing AIDS with AIDS, but ... well ... yeah, that's kind of depressing.
Time flies like an arrow;
Fruit flies like a banana.
-Groucho Marx
Fruit flies like a banana.
-Groucho Marx
It should also be pointed out that although the average traffic rank for LRR has gone below 100,000, that's including the massive spike from "Talk Like A Pirate", and thus the latest change is likely due to the exclusion of the period before that video that was previously reducing the average. The weekly average for LRR has been hovering around 374,000 for some time now.
"...so he turns to me, and he says 'Why so serious?' He puts the blade in my mouth, and says 'Why so serious?
Let's put a smile on that face!'"
Let's put a smile on that face!'"
Andy wrote:I thought they found a cure for AIDS with some form of advanced homeopathic medicine: eg. curing AIDS with AIDS, but ... well ... yeah, that's kind of depressing.
Well, we didn't just make it up. Some scientists are saying that AIDS can be cured with AIDS. I'll try and find the article...
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sevey wrote:Here is a creepy pic.
Well, I wouldn't say creepy as much as eerily innocent looking, as if he just said, "Take one. I swear I didn't put rat feces in the package this time. Would this face lie?" The one after he said taking candy from strangers? That one was a lil creepy.
As for the runts thing, it's not as bad as the "300" stuff they sent a friend of mine. I kid you not, they sent, among other things, a condom. A single condom. Eww.
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LRR Singalong!!!!!
"When the Moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore
When an eel bites your hand
If that's not what you planned
That's a moray
If you you need some stuff done
Get someone Mexican
That's named Jorge.
If you've got HIV
Then the cure that you seek
Is some more AIDS."
I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell for that last one.
"When the Moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore
When an eel bites your hand
If that's not what you planned
That's a moray
If you you need some stuff done
Get someone Mexican
That's named Jorge.
If you've got HIV
Then the cure that you seek
Is some more AIDS."
I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell for that last one.
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tak197 wrote:sevey wrote:Here is a creepy pic.
Well, I wouldn't say creepy as much as eerily innocent looking, as if he just said, "Take one. I swear I didn't put rat feces in the package this time. Would this face lie?" The one after he said taking candy from strangers? That one was a lil creepy.
As for the runts thing, it's not as bad as the "300" stuff they sent a friend of mine. I kid you not, they sent, among other things, a condom. A single condom. Eww.
Oh and follow me on this too. I'm not sure I would want to be sitting in a hospital gown on a table with paper on it and have Morgan come in and say he'll be treating me. The bedside manner alone is a concern. All I can say is I am glad as hell I'm not a girl, cuz him as an OB-GYN is likely a lot more concerning.
Re: Old & Insane
Graham wrote:I think this one's really funny, myself.
You?
Agreed.
In fact, I think this is my favorite one. I just can't decide why. Either the opening while playing FFXII or the closing outtakes.
On topic, creepiness is a factor in every doctor I've ever met. Creepiness does a great job in making people want to take care of themselves, if only because they want to avoid a visit to said creepy doctor.
Ahh, the Estersand. Good old Political Thriller.
I agree with all the stuff about being old and crazy. Though combined with the most recent Whatever Thing, it seems there are some things to do when you're old that are a bad idea; namely demanding free love and suicide as an alternative to not getting it. Also, Lemonparty.
I agree with all the stuff about being old and crazy. Though combined with the most recent Whatever Thing, it seems there are some things to do when you're old that are a bad idea; namely demanding free love and suicide as an alternative to not getting it. Also, Lemonparty.
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