Official Unskippable Suggestion Thread.

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Re: Official Unskippable Suggestion Thread.

Postby Dave-O_Boy » 19 Mar 2011, 01:39

Mega Man 8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW3H8SQGv5o
starts at about 1:59 ends around 4:15
Though I suppose it's a bit to short unfortunately.

Maybe you could throw the Mega man X4 intros in there as well
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Re: Official Unskippable Suggestion Thread.

Postby KingOfDoma » 23 Mar 2011, 16:27

... yeah, this is gold.

Shadow Hearts: Covenant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0yNr2hQCMs

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Re: Official Unskippable Suggestion Thread.

Postby NinjaEnsemble » 04 Apr 2011, 08:36

Xenosaga Episode 1. if it had any more cut scene you'd think it was a metal gear game.
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Re: Official Unskippable Suggestion Thread.

Postby RLYoshi » 25 Apr 2011, 09:26

Portal 2. Even though you can move around in the opening cutscene, there's not really a lot you can do. There's a quick basic movement tutorial, then you open a door. And it is, indeed, unskippable.
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Re: Official Unskippable Suggestion Thread.

Postby Keab42 » 26 Apr 2011, 12:45

I was thinking the same thing...
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Re: Official Unskippable Suggestion Thread.

Postby Kingdragon81 » 29 Apr 2011, 12:35

ar tonelico qoga knell of ar ciel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQObzAP8xmo It must be done
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Re: Official Unskippable Suggestion Thread.

Postby Keab42 » 07 May 2011, 08:15

Oh wow, I'd love it just to hear them try to pronounce it.
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Re: Official Unskippable Suggestion Thread.

Postby General Michi » 16 May 2011, 12:18

Resident Evil 4
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Re: Official Unskippable Suggestion Thread.

Postby Elaro » 20 May 2011, 08:38

For something western, what about Warhammer 40,000:Dawn of War?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFkFo5SBx-g&feature=related
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Re: Official Unskippable Suggestion Thread.

Postby thatlaurachick » 24 May 2011, 10:27

Skate 3 - took almost 2 minutes for me to "get" why this was the opening movie to a skating game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=957OJICOtEA

And then the cutscene... omg... this is terrible. I want to punch the TV and I love my TV.
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Re: Official Unskippable Suggestion Thread.

Postby phalar reign » 24 May 2011, 16:01

Why not Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines It has a long intro and a lot of weird stuff and people in it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV96A-swkgM
The real intro starts about a minute in.

You can still get it on steam and apart from it being buggy and old, it is a great game.
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Re: Official Unskippable Suggestion Thread.

Postby Hayamo » 31 May 2011, 17:06

I submit my vote for Shinobi for the PS2. I couldn't get a video but just trust me, it is worthy.
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Re: Official Unskippable Suggestion Thread.

Postby ecks » 03 Jun 2011, 13:16

wtf?
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I know you already did Fable 3/III, but sweet merciful flying spaghetti monster this game demands more mockery.
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Re: Official Unskippable Suggestion Thread.

Postby JenSev » 17 Jun 2011, 13:48

I was just watching a trailer on The Escapist, and I know you will love to do this one:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/trailers/3473-Armored-Core-V

The first line alone is pure comedy gold:
The Post-Apocalyptic World is in ruin!

Seriously... it's post-apocalyptic, do they also come in an un-ruined kind?

I know you don't do trailers and stuff, but if that line is also actually in the intro of the actual game, I'm guessing this will be a great game to do.
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Re: Official Unskippable Suggestion Thread.

Postby LogicSword » 19 Jun 2011, 10:37

Beyond Good And Evil is pretty silly, not sure if it'd be long enough though. (although you could just go on to do the scene after the fight as well)
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Re: Official Unskippable Suggestion Thread.

Postby the amativeness » 20 Jun 2011, 07:59

Duke Nukem Forever.

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Re: Official Unskippable Suggestion Thread.

Postby Psycat Aurora » 22 Jun 2011, 10:05

I would like to see Brutal Legend. You could even include the live-action intro with Jack Black.
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Re: Official Unskippable Suggestion Thread.

Postby DarkMorford » 22 Jun 2011, 11:07

Psycat Aurora wrote:I would like to see Brutal Legend. You could even include the live-action intro with Jack Black.

I want to second this. Great opening cutscene, and the game isn't half-bad either.
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Re: Official Unskippable Suggestion Thread.

Postby JenSev » 28 Jun 2011, 13:23

Here is another one that you might find interesting, and it is actually unskippable too.

It might be too short though....

But here is my suggestion:

Just Cause 2
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Re: Official Unskippable Suggestion Thread.

Postby 8bitmaster » 01 Jul 2011, 04:51

There was one I was thinking. If you can find it, Hyperdimension Neptunia. It has such an absurd story-line, it needs mockery in all forms possible. Not a horrible game though, but oh god the story needs mocking.
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Re: Official Unskippable Suggestion Thread.

Postby Elomin Sha » 12 Jul 2011, 01:04

Command & Conquer, those are prime candidates.
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Re: Official Unskippable Suggestion Thread.

Postby EikoandMog » 19 Jul 2011, 14:29

8bitmaster wrote:There was one I was thinking. If you can find it, Hyperdimension Neptunia. It has such an absurd story-line, it needs mockery in all forms possible. Not a horrible game though, but oh god the story needs mocking.

I second this.
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Re: Official Unskippable Suggestion Thread.

Postby Mowinckel » 23 Jul 2011, 13:02

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Re: Official Unskippable Suggestion Thread.

Postby Geoff_B » 23 Jul 2011, 13:06

what about one of the harry potter games? Deathly hallows part 2?
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Re: Official Unskippable Suggestion Thread.

Postby Evil Jim » 28 Sep 2011, 00:56

The Shadow of the Colossus & ICO collection are out for PS3. There is now no reason not to do Shadow of the Colossus! :D

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