DarkStar One: Broken Alliance

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DarkStar One: Broken Alliance

Postby Matt » 30 Jul 2012, 13:34

So what does an Escort Pilot do, anyway?

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Re: DarkStar One: Broken Alliance

Postby Fizzicist » 30 Jul 2012, 13:43

Obviously they fly the escorts, Matt. Or they are escorts who are also pilots. It could be cheaper than real pilots!
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Re: DarkStar One: Broken Alliance

Postby Geoff_B » 30 Jul 2012, 15:23

Was that line about the atrocious acting scripted or was that a genuine reaction? Because it was pretty much my reaction as well :D
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Re: DarkStar One: Broken Alliance

Postby The Architect » 30 Jul 2012, 16:20

Is it really the "best ship"? Or is it the newest ship, with lots of untested and unproven technology and systems? It's not favouritism, they just needed a beta tester who doesn't know any better,
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Re: DarkStar One: Broken Alliance

Postby Lord Hosk » 30 Jul 2012, 19:52

I was a little disappointed that the "best ship" joke was used twice. Also I kinda wanna play this game now.
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Re: DarkStar One: Broken Alliance

Postby Elomin Sha » 31 Jul 2012, 01:31

Bloody hell, I forgot how bad the opening cut scene to this game was. I'm glad the game worked for you in the end.

Hosk, if you can get past the bad dialogue the game is actually quite decent for a couple hours but it gets rather repetitive.
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Re: DarkStar One: Broken Alliance

Postby Gap Filler » 31 Jul 2012, 13:24

Gratuitous Wheatley there. I'd feel nervous going to prom with that guy too.
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Re: DarkStar One: Broken Alliance

Postby plummeting_sloth » 31 Jul 2012, 17:03

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