Max Payne 3, Part 1

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Max Payne 3, Part 1

Postby Matt » 16 Jul 2012, 08:19

The game lumbered in front of Graham and Paul, like an angry, geriatric moose.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/6040-Max-Payne-3-Part-1

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Re: Max Payne 3, Part 1

Postby AdmiralMemo » 16 Jul 2012, 08:38

What? No "Bone" joke? Dangit! :D
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Re: Max Payne 3, Part 1

Postby plummeting_sloth » 16 Jul 2012, 14:07

I'd like to imagine Payne's angry squinty eyes ended the credit sequence out of sheer fear. They were going to put test leads up there but were just to scared.
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