God of War: Ascension

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God of War: Ascension

Postby Kathleen » 09 Sep 2013, 08:39

Kratos once again finds himself in a bit of a sticky situation.
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Re: God of War: Ascension

Postby Lurkon » 09 Sep 2013, 08:49

I couldn't follow this cutscene. I'm going to try again in a little bit, maybe watch this cutscene without commentary so I can actually hear the woman's voice, but right now, I'm really confused as to what actually happened, if anything.
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Re: God of War: Ascension

Postby Bebop Man » 09 Sep 2013, 08:51

I believe the Greek version of the Big Bang was that a hermaphroditic snake lay down a "cosmic egg". So it would only make sense that Kratos fights a giant egg at some point.
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Re: God of War: Ascension

Postby viscomica » 09 Sep 2013, 15:48

Honestly? I'm rooting for that green... horrible... thing? woman? goddess? kicking the hell out of Kratos.

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