07 - Lemon Flavored Goodness

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07 - Lemon Flavored Goodness

Postby Matt » 06 Jul 2011, 08:29

This week, Feed Dump brings you Thunderdome, lemon incest and professional gluttony.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/feed-dump/3651-Lemon-Flavored-Goodness

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Re: Lemon Flavored Goodness

Postby kodra » 06 Jul 2011, 08:45

The best part was Alex giving the middle finger on behalf of hungry people everywhere.

Also, the IFOCE eater profiles are a node of lulz.

Especially this one: http://www.ifoce.com/rankings.php?action=detail&sn=20
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Re: Lemon Flavored Goodness

Postby Yaxley » 06 Jul 2011, 08:46

I like how everything Kathleen says about competitive eating sounds like it should be a joke, but is actually true.

Also, was Alex trying to sing Ievan Polkka at the end there?
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Re: Lemon Flavored Goodness

Postby Fugiman » 06 Jul 2011, 08:57

I think he was.

Once again, I struggle to not burst out laughing in my workplace. I nearly failed when Alex impersonated a turtle laying eggs.

Hopefully the baboon will be in the Rejected Feed Dump video.
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Re: Lemon Flavored Goodness

Postby nicholasmc1 » 06 Jul 2011, 09:01

It's official Feed Dump has hit its stride and I shat a brick.
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Re: Lemon Flavored Goodness

Postby GreigKM » 06 Jul 2011, 09:54

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Re: Lemon Flavored Goodness

Postby Lisra » 06 Jul 2011, 09:59

Lemon incest made me giggle.
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Re: Lemon Flavored Goodness

Postby Ottoman » 06 Jul 2011, 10:07

Alex singing the Levan Polka? A real laugh was produced. Really, it started reaching AAAL levels of shenanigans at the end. I LOVE IT.
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Re: Lemon Flavored Goodness

Postby MrParivir » 06 Jul 2011, 10:29

Best one yet, alex' evil laugh was histerical.

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Re: Lemon Flavored Goodness

Postby Master Gunner » 06 Jul 2011, 10:45

Ah, good to see Alex up to his old shenanigans again. MOAR Ask an Alex!
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Re: Lemon Flavored Goodness

Postby Ottoman » 06 Jul 2011, 11:13

Master Gunner wrote:MOAR Ask an Alex!
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Re: Lemon Flavored Goodness

Postby Dared00 » 06 Jul 2011, 11:18

Moar Miku on Feed Dump.
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Re: Lemon Flavored Goodness

Postby andy25100 » 06 Jul 2011, 11:19

could you please have alex sing the full theme it sounded awesome
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Re: Lemon Flavored Goodness

Postby Gap Filler » 06 Jul 2011, 11:29

Man, you could fill an entire video with Alex derping away and I'd still watch it. Magic.
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Re: Lemon Flavored Goodness

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 06 Jul 2011, 11:29

The fun thing is that when Alex pulled out his smiling Miku plushy, I had my own Miku plushy behind me, who has a horrified/shocked expression instead, so it went perfectly with his scheming ideas.

Although, a horrified Miku plushy tends to go with just about every situation.
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Re: Lemon Flavored Goodness

Postby Master Gunner » 06 Jul 2011, 11:36

I thought the prime appeal was watching Elomin degrade into a whimpering mass in the chat while Alex sucked on a penis-shaped lollipop.
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Re: Lemon Flavored Goodness

Postby Ottoman » 06 Jul 2011, 11:38

Lyinginbedmon wrote:I had my own Miku plushy behind me, who has a horrified/shocked expression instead,
Wait, like, a regular Miku looking horrified, or Hachune Miku?
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Re: Lemon Flavored Goodness

Postby iamafish » 06 Jul 2011, 11:49

Master Gunner wrote:I thought the prime appeal was watching Elomin degrade into a whimpering mass in the chat while Alex sucked on a penis-shaped lollipop.


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Re: 07 - Lemon Flavored Goodness

Postby General Michi » 06 Jul 2011, 12:37

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Re: 07 - Lemon Flavored Goodness

Postby Vigafre » 06 Jul 2011, 12:43

Man, this episode seemed filled with crazy. Like, more than usual. I do not not approve.

Also, NUKES.
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Re: Lemon Flavored Goodness

Postby Gap Filler » 06 Jul 2011, 12:46

Lyinginbedmon wrote:That was pretty much the prime appeal of Ask An Alex Live.


That's why I mourn its passing.
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Re: 07 - Lemon Flavored Goodness

Postby Geoff_B » 06 Jul 2011, 13:05

combustible lemons causing nukes? :D loved it. also nice shoutout to will and kate kathleen :D #proudtobebritish
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Re: 07 - Lemon Flavored Goodness

Postby iamafish » 06 Jul 2011, 13:13

wow, haturation levels are waaaaaay down this week, even with an injection of Alex. Would the market feel threatened by a complete lack of hats? We cross to our hatstistics expert, JackSlack. Jack?
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Re: 07 - Lemon Flavored Goodness

Postby Duckay » 06 Jul 2011, 13:15

The first thing I noticed is the low level of hats this week.

The second thing I noticed is that while I was generally amused the whole time, I cracked up at Graham at the end.
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Re: 07 - Lemon Flavored Goodness

Postby JackSlack » 06 Jul 2011, 13:17

Thank you Iamafish. JackSlack here with the Hat Report, here on Action 9 news. Shocking developments have shaken the hat market to its core! Namely, this.

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That's Alex, not wearing a hat and thus in direct contravention of the Alex Must Wear a Freaking Hat Act of 2010. It was adopted by the International Hat Operations Police (over pancakes) after Alex wore this mullet. Normally Alex has been very good about obeying this rule; often wearing not only a hat but goggles to prevent any possibility of hat slippage. His indication that he will no longer be honouring this treaty has sent the market into a tailspin. Far from fearing haturation, the hat market now faces severe hattrition.

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As you can see, we hit a low of 8% hats this week, the lowest we've seen since episode four and a shocking 25% of the level we last saw with Alex forces in play. The fear of the market is that if Alex is withdrawn and replaced with, say, Matt or Paul (or the James or Jer forces that have been speculated upon but not yet emerged) then the entire hat market may collapse. It's having an effect on other markets as well.

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The collapse of the hat market has likewise taken out the NO hat market, a very unexpected development. This, along with a reversal of the promising growth in the non-prescription eyewear category, allowed prescription eyewear to hit a massive 91%! Those numbers are real, people. 91%. This is great for investors in that category, but it feels like disaster is looming.

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