Some "News"
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German man attempts to rob condom machine. He fails to. It blows up and kills him.
So. Many. Questions.
(Particularly, is Germany trying to become the new Florida?)
So. Many. Questions.
(Particularly, is Germany trying to become the new Florida?)
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This is an amazing article that's a followup for the old feed dump story about Germany seizing Justin Bieber's monkey. The writing is hilarious, too.
http://www.starwipe.com/article/odds-ju ... -pret-2072
http://www.starwipe.com/article/odds-ju ... -pret-2072
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http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/runaway ... d=37222703
unicorn chased by CHIPS
unicorn chased by CHIPS
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Hi LRR,
I don't know if this news qualifies as "Feed Dump worthy". But I thought I'd inform you about it since the LRR crew uses the Phrase "Going HAM" quite often, and this story shows someone doing that to a magnificent degree.
The story is as follows:
Earlier today there was a stabbing in the city of Petah Tikva, Israel. The person stabbed was hit in his shoulder and neck. After getting over the surprise of being stabbed. The victim pulled the knife out of their own neck, and proceeded to use it to stab his assailant to death. The victim survived the ordeal.
If that doesn't qualify as being "Hard as a Motherfucker" I don't know what is.
I hope you guys find this story as cool as I did (the use of your attackers knife to attack your assailant, not the violence and death).
I don't know if this news qualifies as "Feed Dump worthy". But I thought I'd inform you about it since the LRR crew uses the Phrase "Going HAM" quite often, and this story shows someone doing that to a magnificent degree.
The story is as follows:
Earlier today there was a stabbing in the city of Petah Tikva, Israel. The person stabbed was hit in his shoulder and neck. After getting over the surprise of being stabbed. The victim pulled the knife out of their own neck, and proceeded to use it to stab his assailant to death. The victim survived the ordeal.
If that doesn't qualify as being "Hard as a Motherfucker" I don't know what is.
I hope you guys find this story as cool as I did (the use of your attackers knife to attack your assailant, not the violence and death).
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The URL tells the story:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 21136.html
Edit: The URL got shortened the story is "Toddler discovered hidden in hand luggage aboard Istanbul to Paris flight"
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 21136.html
Edit: The URL got shortened the story is "Toddler discovered hidden in hand luggage aboard Istanbul to Paris flight"
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http://insider.foxnews.com/2016/03/23/m ... restaurant
LRR this story was made for you, it has a snake, sushi, and it happened in LA
LRR this story was made for you, it has a snake, sushi, and it happened in LA
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Graham wrote:The point is: Nyeh nyeh nyeh. I'm an old man.
LRRcast wrote:Paul: That does not answer that question at all.
James: Who cares about that question? That's a good answer.
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As a UMD grad student, I would buy that shirt, and I hate Walmart.
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A Canadian woman is asked to leave the gym because of her big boob.
http://whoradio.iheart.com/articles/nat ... -14731513/
http://whoradio.iheart.com/articles/nat ... -14731513/
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A French football hooligan smuggled a flare into a stadium by hiding it in his rectum
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news ... en-8228946
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news ... en-8228946
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Sooo Canada have gone an legalised some sexual acts with animals...
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government ... x-animals/
Hmm, re-reading the story I don't know if it's appropriate for Feeddump after all, as the court case that let to the ruling is very much not fun. I'll leave the link up for now so LRR can decide for them self.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government ... x-animals/
Hmm, re-reading the story I don't know if it's appropriate for Feeddump after all, as the court case that let to the ruling is very much not fun. I'll leave the link up for now so LRR can decide for them self.
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It's really the headline that sells it:
Police seek hardened criminal after penis pump is stolen
Police seek hardened criminal after penis pump is stolen
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Doctors remove 40 knives from a man's stomach in India.
Surprisingly, not about smuggling, the man just enjoyed eating knives.
Surprisingly, not about smuggling, the man just enjoyed eating knives.
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For some reason, this seems right up Feed Dump's alley. http://www.newser.com/story/230782/cops ... chool.html
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Clowns with swords chasing children: http://uproxx.com/webculture/new-jersey-creepy-clowns-chasing-children/
Graham wrote:The point is: Nyeh nyeh nyeh. I'm an old man.
LRRcast wrote:Paul: That does not answer that question at all.
James: Who cares about that question? That's a good answer.
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Man Bitten On Penis By Spider For The Second Time This Year::http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/man-penis-spider-bite-australia_us_57ec150fe4b0c2407cdb4fc3?section=&
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Was it the same spider?
Graham wrote:The point is: Nyeh nyeh nyeh. I'm an old man.
LRRcast wrote:Paul: That does not answer that question at all.
James: Who cares about that question? That's a good answer.
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Lots of action at ATL Customs Enforcement over Thanksgiving weekend:
http://savannahnow.com/news/2016-11-29/customs-dogs-sniff-out-illegal-pig-horse-sausage-more-atlanta-airport
http://airport.blog.ajc.com/2016/11/29/customs-dog-intercepts-whole-pig-at-atlanta-airport
The horse sausage I guess I can understand - maybe you consider it a delicacy, and it's pretty tough to get at Whole Foods. The roasted pig though, someone will have to explain to me. Besides the fact that we just have those in the USA, that's got to be way more trouble than it's worth to transport - not to mention the airport dogs. Forget bomb residue, a dog doesn't need training to sniff out BACON.
http://savannahnow.com/news/2016-11-29/customs-dogs-sniff-out-illegal-pig-horse-sausage-more-atlanta-airport
http://airport.blog.ajc.com/2016/11/29/customs-dog-intercepts-whole-pig-at-atlanta-airport
The horse sausage I guess I can understand - maybe you consider it a delicacy, and it's pretty tough to get at Whole Foods. The roasted pig though, someone will have to explain to me. Besides the fact that we just have those in the USA, that's got to be way more trouble than it's worth to transport - not to mention the airport dogs. Forget bomb residue, a dog doesn't need training to sniff out BACON.
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Everything about this is gold:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/man ... 8e04816832
Man finds kangaroo strangling dog, punches it and rescues the dog. Video of him and the kangaroo boxing eye to eye is included. It's fantastic.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/man ... 8e04816832
Man finds kangaroo strangling dog, punches it and rescues the dog. Video of him and the kangaroo boxing eye to eye is included. It's fantastic.
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/05/tourist-claims-detained-kazakhstan-officials-refused-believe/
Kazakhstan officials won't believe New Zeeland is a country. This is definetly Feed Dump worthy.
Kazakhstan officials won't believe New Zeeland is a country. This is definetly Feed Dump worthy.
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