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Ice creams trucks are pushing the soft serve ... and pills.

WRT Alex's "are the models vampires?" remark: The models could go out during the day, they just needed to cover their cooters. Clearly this is a case of... Vampginas!

Hahaha

I love the honourable judge pimp Graham at the end, especially because he wasn't wearing anything judge like

Objection! His honour was clearly wearing a judgely wig under his pimpy hat. It merely blended in with his santish beard.

Question for Jack Slack: Do all the little people count as wearing hats in the second to last shot?

Yay! You found a use for the skull and gorilla mask I bought.

I was needing some Halloween costume ideas. Now I have them. Thank you, Feed Dump. You've done it again.

Alex's puns were un-bear-able.

I do strongly approve of Judge Pimp Santa, however.


My god... we can only hope not; the prospect of trying to stake one alone presents a whole new range of problems.

Ice cream vans are incredibly common drug sale points in the UK. If you ever hear ice cream van music after dark in Britain, always means drugs are for sale and you're probably not in the best neighbourhood.

The sad thing is I would assume they're selling pills and not something like weed, where they would be able to sell a bit, move on, then repeat the rounds with a load of ice cream sandwiches and lollipops and stuff. Ooh, ooh, or put THC into the ice cream then come round later selling kit-kats door to door. Man, I should become a druglor- I mean, an ice cream man.

Alas, poor Yorick. We were Facebook friends.

A man of infinite likes.

Yeay Alex! Good to see him again.

Also: Judge Pimp Santa totally has to be a screen name for somebody at this year's Desert Bus. He can see if he can outbid OctoPimp.

I was kinda hoping Judge Pimp Santa (JP, PhD, OG) would be a driver for a while.

(In case you're wondering, he has a Doctorate in Santatude.)

"Feed Dump stars Graham Stark (as the Honorable Judge Pimp Santa), Paul Saunders, Kathleen De Vere, and Alex Steacy join us by making comedic commentary regarding an ongoing court case. This week on Judge Judy."

Although it only counts if they actually get to be on TV.

The best part of the locked-in car thief story is the aside mention at the bottom of the article that the car had manual lock controls on the doors, as well as the central locking... like, y'know, every car with central locking still has. The thief just didn't notice.

I like to think that the car owner had one of those beepy things and was standing beside the car going "You want out?" *click click* "HA! Too slow!" and making derogatory statements about the would-be thief's mother. Like saying she is a sub-par cook and the like. Vicious.

Hey, that's not cool. I like his mom.

Wow, now I am so excited to go to Prince George!

Some good ideas, but I already have my Halloween costume picked out.

Also, I giggled like a maniac at The Honourable Judge Pimp Santa. And at Graham scratching his head through the sleeve on his head.

Though mainly this episode consisted of me laughing and saying, "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Well yeah, the guy's mum is boss, but the motherfu- the son of a- the prick is trapped in your car, which he tried to steal... how would you not talk smack?

You could always insinuate his lack of ability with the opposite sex, like "Girls will be more attracted to you if you showered more" or "Perhaps you should see a Dr to help you last longer." Don't bring innocent parties into it.

I dunno, the 'yo mama' jokes just spring to mind so easily. I'll give it a try.

"Your hair is unattractively scruffy today! People do not respect your talent for modern dance as much as you might wish! You are at least a pound, maybe a pound and a half heavier than the socially accepted ideal! You smell faintly of fecal matter, have you check the bottom of your shoes?"

Wow... um... I didn't think it would get so intense. I'm sorry you all had to see that.

I'm clutching every one of my pearls right now.

Wow dackwards I wouldn't ever want to be on the receiving end of any of that. You could make a person cry.