33 - Terrorist Salad Bar

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33 - Terrorist Salad Bar

Postby Matt » 11 Jan 2012, 15:28

It would take you longer to build a tower of salad than it would to eat it.

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Re: 33 - Terrorist Salad Bar

Postby plummeting_sloth » 11 Jan 2012, 15:34

Yay! You guys used my hat right away and remembered the story behind it. Thank you for dealing with my tired awkwardness interacting with you. I really had no idea I didn't actually indicate that I was giving you the hat.
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Re: 33 - Terrorist Salad Bar

Postby Vigafre » 11 Jan 2012, 16:03

Wi-Fi weighing scales? What's next? Wi-Fi mirrors with facial recognition that tell your followers who's currently in your bathroom?
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Re: 33 - Terrorist Salad Bar

Postby MowDownJoe » 11 Jan 2012, 16:10

I seem to remember the Zeep-zoop story from Twitter earlier this week. Surprised no one mentioned the Scat-man.
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Re: 33 - Terrorist Salad Bar

Postby Graham » 11 Jan 2012, 16:14

Vigafre wrote:Wi-Fi weighing scales? What's next? Wi-Fi mirrors with facial recognition that tell your followers who's currently in your bathroom?
No no, WiFi enabled toilets that report on the quantity and consistency of your poops.
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Re: 33 - Terrorist Salad Bar

Postby Lisra » 11 Jan 2012, 16:15

Without the immediate twitter broadcast that could actually be valuable medical data xD
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Re: 33 - Terrorist Salad Bar

Postby CanvasWolfDoll » 11 Jan 2012, 16:29

Lisra wrote:Without the immediate twitter broadcast that could actually be valuable medical data xD

depends who follows you on twitter.
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Postby plummeting_sloth » 11 Jan 2012, 16:37

Wi-Fi enabled shower door sensors that let everybody, including and especially home invaders, know when your naked and defenseless.
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Re: 33 - Terrorist Salad Bar

Postby Tapir12 » 11 Jan 2012, 17:18

Paul was on fire in this episode!
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Re: 33 - Terrorist Salad Bar

Postby plummeting_sloth » 11 Jan 2012, 17:29

Graham wrote:
Vigafre wrote:Wi-Fi weighing scales? What's next? Wi-Fi mirrors with facial recognition that tell your followers who's currently in your bathroom?
No no, WiFi enabled toilets that report on the quantity and consistency of your poops.


They kind of already have that... it just tweets it only to your doctor

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/world/2010-08/27/content_11211274.htm
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Re: 33 - Terrorist Salad Bar

Postby phlip » 11 Jan 2012, 18:09

Graham wrote:
Vigafre wrote:Wi-Fi weighing scales? What's next? Wi-Fi mirrors with facial recognition that tell your followers who's currently in your bathroom?
No no, WiFi enabled toilets that report on the quantity and consistency of your poops.
Add some OCR software and you're on to a win...
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Re: 33 - Terrorist Salad Bar

Postby Vigafre » 11 Jan 2012, 18:13

Wi-Fi enabled showers that measure how much water you've used and tweets it to your followers.

That'd actually be kinda useful. Or terrible.
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Re: 33 - Terrorist Salad Bar

Postby Duckay » 11 Jan 2012, 18:27

A lot of these things would be quite useful in some specific situations. Like if you had a vested interest in your water usage, or had a poop-related medical problem that needed documenting. Not so much for common use, though.
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Re: 33 - Terrorist Salad Bar

Postby ElementalAlchemist » 11 Jan 2012, 18:35

I had actually seen the Zoopity-bop-bop-bop thing before this episode. When I saw the headline before I read it, I assumed it was somehow related to Bill Cosby. Luckily, it wasn't.
But it was weird.
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Re: 33 - Terrorist Salad Bar

Postby Geoff_B » 12 Jan 2012, 00:18

I have an idea! Why not play Jenga with the metre tall salad tower? What could possibly go wrong? :D
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Re: 33 - Terrorist Salad Bar

Postby JackSlack » 12 Jan 2012, 01:29

Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I'm JackSlack, with Action 9 News, reporting to you from inside the operations center.

The... the operating center. At the hospital. I have this nerve ending thing. Still, the prep work may have made this report late, but the report will always come. Dammit, doc. Don't you anaesthetize me. I have a job to do!

Yes, so do you. I get that.

What I don't get is the role of the Graham force this week. Dude, what the hell? The Graham force pulled a QUINTUPLE shot. Shots 10-15. All Graham. That's ridiculous, and catching! Paul pulled a sets of quadruple shots as well! Man. There's something in the arm. I mean, in the waaater OK wow I'm hazy let's go to the count by count.

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As we can see NADA is goin' on a RAMPAGE it is. Four weeks of continuous growth baby! NPEW is goin' up but nobody thinks it's going to go anywhere eh right and SPEC is on a slow decline. HATS is crashed, man. Look at this haturation. It's all safe and stuff.

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It's not been that safe for a month, man. All low.

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Re: 33 - Terrorist Salad Bar

Postby Duckay » 12 Jan 2012, 01:32

I did note that the James-hat correlation was unusually low this week.
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Re: 33 - Terrorist Salad Bar

Postby Triangular » 12 Jan 2012, 07:43

This is probably my favourite one yet. I laughed out loud more than thrice.
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Re: 33 - Terrorist Salad Bar

Postby Lord Hosk » 12 Jan 2012, 12:36

Graham wrote:
Vigafre wrote:Wi-Fi weighing scales? What's next? Wi-Fi mirrors with facial recognition that tell your followers who's currently in your bathroom?
No no, WiFi enabled toilets that report on the quantity and consistency of your poops.


Would that be your Dump feed?

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Re: 33 - Terrorist Salad Bar

Postby JackSlack » 12 Jan 2012, 14:19

Lord Hosk wrote:Would that be your Dump feed?


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Re: 33 - Terrorist Salad Bar

Postby Duckay » 12 Jan 2012, 16:07

Lord Hosk should get out of my cult.
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Re: 33 - Terrorist Salad Bar

Postby Lord Hosk » 12 Jan 2012, 22:17

I was in your cult? is it one of those castration cults, cause im not ok with that.
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Re: 33 - Terrorist Salad Bar

Postby Geoff_B » 13 Jan 2012, 04:58

Too late now.
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Re: 33 - Terrorist Salad Bar

Postby Henrietta » 13 Jan 2012, 15:06

ElementalAlchemist wrote:I had actually seen the Zoopity-bop-bop-bop thing before this episode.

Me, too -- in the local paper. And the video game thieves who accidentally called 911, from two weeks ago? Also local.

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Re: 33 - Terrorist Salad Bar

Postby Flewellyn » 13 Jan 2012, 21:50

Feed Dump has more hats than Team Fortress 2, at this point.

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