84 - Surround Sound Coffin

[Kathleen]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/ ... und-Coffin

This week, we learn about the latest new weight loss method and its horrible, horrible implications.

[MrPayneTrayne]

Cam's reactions are pure gold.

[Utilitarian]

This... I just...

"Hey guys. You know how Bulimia is super awesome, but just kind of inconvenient with all the vomiting and throat damage and whatnot? What if you could just purge right out of your stomach through a convenient spigot?"

I wish to find the inventors of this device and force them to sit through twelve hours of angry lectures about eating disorders Clockwork Orange style.

[Lyinginbedmon]

I completely lost it at "Can I attach it to a supersoaker?"

[Yaxley]

Was it just me, or was Graham looking particularly beardly in this episode?

[Foxmar]

Kathleen's singing killed me, she should do a solo album
The Aspire Assist stomach port thing sounds disgusting and just knowing there's a video to go with the story makes it that much worse. Hell Graham seemed a little grossed out talking about it. As much as I don't want to see it I find I'm fascinated by it and want to watch it.
Nice hat

[WAYF]

First you Feed, then you Dump. Aspire Assist!

No, but for real, I think that is the weirdest of weird news the entities collectively known as The Phaildump Thing have ever had (in my opinion, beating the "Rape over the phone" story from Phailhaüs 6).

When Cam said "Can you hook it directly to a super soaker?" I chuckled, but when he said "How much would it look like soft serve?" I had to pause the video, close my eyes, lay my head on my desk and take a few deep breaths.

And Graham's reading of the story was easily the funniest in a long time. I have to admit, I'd be vaguely terrified just from reading that as well.

And Kathleen, I'd surrender instantly to cops who wanted to fire Aspire Assist at me.

What I'm trying to say is that the commentary was gold this week. Possibly even platinum.

Now I need to lie down...

[Graham]

Was it just me, or was Graham looking particularly beardly in this episode?

I should probably trim it up a bit.

What's that? We're about to shoot CheckPoint? Oh. Oh well.

[Duckay]

Cam. Cam is... a thing.

What.

[Under_Score]

I should've known after last week, but this week I've definitely learned my lesson. No more watching Feed Dump while eating.

[Vigafre]

I should've known after last week, but this week I've definitely learned my lesson. No more watching Feed Dump while eating.

Woah, am I you from one week in your past?

(definitely almost gagged on the super soaker line)

[empath]

*pauses, attempts to catch breath*

"Can I attach it to a Super Soaker?"

*gasp*





Ohhhh, FUCK! That...th...*giggles uncontrollably for another minute or two*

Damn, I needed that!

Graham? Your "Oh my god - what am I watching and why can't I stop?!?" just intensified the entertainment potential of the story.

Cam? Your deadpan delivery combined with these samples of deliciously evil wit just...well, according to this thread, you've incapacitated several people! Seriously, man - I'm beginning to wonder if you're the reincarnation of Oscar Wilde...

And Kathleen...what can we say about the malicious glee she exhibits at the possibilities presented by these stories? While Cam goes the understated route, your exuberance and enthusiasm hotwire right into the viewer's id, and make said viewer eager to join in on the 'induced schadenfreude'.

That is the most intense bout of laughter I've had in longer than I'd like; thank you for a fan-FUCKING-tastic video!

[Kapol]

Cam. Cam is... a thing.

What.

I don't think Cam is a person anymore. He is a thing. A very strange, awesome thing. And I mean that in the best way possible.

The stomach pump thing might just be the most disgusting thing ever. Why would someone do that? Why? I just... why?

[DannySmooth]

Kathleen are you wearing an engagement ring in this video? Am I way behind on this?

[Vigafre]

Kathleen are you wearing an engagement ring in this video? Am I way behind on this?

A bit, yes.

[AdmiralMemo]

Cam + Kathleen = a pretty good combo
The calm, calculating insanity puts the wacky, funny insanity in stark contrast

[empath]

Cam + Kathleen = a pretty good combo
The calm, calculating insanity puts the wacky, funny insanity in stark contrast

That's IT! That describes what appeals to me in Cam's performance; calm, understated, but cunning and devious when you look closely.

I want to go back and watch the vid again, but I'm afriad it'd make me laugh my way into a painful coughing fit...

[the amativeness]

Wait wait wait. This is HASBRO we're talking about. Appeal to the demographics! The ones with the money!

The replacement piece should be a PONY.

[Yaxley]

Now that you mention it, a Monopoly board is light blue with a rainbow around it. Rainbow Dash could fit aesthetically.

[Wraith]

Ok so I'm a week behind. Busy life is busy.

Holy. Crap. RE: The Aspire Assist.




Can I just say how very, very happy I am that it wasn't my country that invented this?