The White Emptiness RPG Game Thread!

[Ricardo Anderson]

OK.
So how about a RPG here in this thread?
So the rules are simple.
We start from nothing. A white emptiness. You "check in" the game by creating a character,
Your user name is your name (to keep things simple) and you get to add a physical element to the white emptiness.
This can be a rock, a tree, a house, a car, a statue. Anything.
This will be an intuitive, random game with no preconceived interaction.
You can be a good guy and become a bad guy slowly, or vice versa.
Or you can simple be ambiguous.
You can have powers and weapons, or not.
You can have a business.
Or just a purpose.
But we all star the same, in the white nothingness.
Its a very vague concept, and somewhat confusing, but let's try this out and see what happens.
This is experience one, Alpha version.
May the games Begin.

[Ricardo Anderson]

OK so, I guess I'll go first and set the example.
I wake up in the white Emptiness.
No one and nothing is around.
Suddenly a couch appears. I did feel like sitting down, so that's good.
Its a brown leather couch.
I choose to call it Miriam.
I am lonely.
And bored.
And the first to arrive.
Right now I'm ambiguous.
I Am a pyromancer though.
But there is nothing and no one to burn besides me (not a good idea)
And Miriam the Couch (my first friend here, and besides, where would I sit and wait if I'd burn her?).
And so, I sit and wait.
I am Ricardo Anderson, by the way.

[necargoface]

I wake up.
The only things near me are some weirdo and his couch.
Randomly, a randomizer randomized itself into this dimension.
I use it, and randomly, nothing happens.
I then sit next to the pyromancer, and a goat randomly appears.
I'm confused, but I talk with the person.
I am Necargoface, and I am a randomancer.
Oh, by the way, a randomancer is a mage that is random.

[Ricardo Anderson]

Some weird shit just happened.
So I'm sitting in here on the couch and Boom!
Out of nothing this randomancer appears.
So at least now im not alone.
He sits next to me on Miriam the Couch, and then suddenly a Goat!
A GOAT!
NEVER MIND THE HUMAN!
THERE IS NOW A GOAT HERE!
The Randomancer starts talking to me. He introduces himself.
Necargoface he says he's called.
I Always wanted to meet a randomancer,
To have one around is always handy.
And things never get dull.
I decided to name the goat Dragus, the Omnipotent.
He seems cool with it.

I find something in my pocket.
Its some corn.
I heat it up lightly and make some popcorn for me,Necargoface and Dragus.
We sit and wait eating popcorn.

[necargoface]

The couch-human cooked us some popcorn.
To be fair, it wasn't the worst popcorn, but let's just say it was overcooked.
I walked over to the randomizer and used it.
I think it's randomly busted.
I returned to the couch, when it randomly started raining blueberry muffins!
The trio feasted on the provisions, but then, a flying pantry landed near the couch.
I opened it, and inside was chocolate chip pancakes, butter, and syrup for all!
We continued our consumption, until we fell asleep.

[Ricardo Anderson]

And so, after the popcorn, blueberry muffins fell from the, well, not-sky.
Again, randomancer proves to be an asset, Dragus the Goat and Miriam the Couch agree.
After that, a pantry with wings showed up. And chocolate chip pancakes, butter, and syrup happened to our stomach's.
Also, I named the Flying Pantry William the aviator.
After that we all dosed off.
I woke up to the sound of wings fluttering, and it wasn't William.
I can't find out what it is, I asked Dragus and he sayd it wasn't the randomancer.
Found a bunch a sticks under Miriam the couch and started a bonfire.
Snugled up with Dragus the goat and feel asleep again.

[Sieg Reyu]

White. Nothingness. And blueberry muffins. How did I wind up here? I don't know, but it surely is my fault. I must have done something terribly wrong. Why do I have to suck so much? I'm completely worthless. I'm just the worst. Look at that goat. Look at him staring at me. He knows how pathetic I am. That goat is better at being a person than I am. How can one person suck so much. That must be why I'm here. This must be some sort of punishment for something I've done. Something I screwed up. It only makes sense, why else? Which means these two must be my tormentors. Or perhaps equally terrible people who have been brought here for punishment as well. But they look at me with their faces, and their eyes. They seem to want something from me, as if this is some sort of potluck for abject failures. They want something from me, so I give all that I have to give.

"My name is Sieg Reyu, and I bring crippling self-doubt."

[Ricardo Anderson]

Wake up again.
Look around.
Shit! Its not the fluttering again is it?
No. Its not.
Someone else showed up in the white nothingness!
A human.
He looks...frightened.
And...twitchy.
He was starring wierdly at Dragus the Goat.
Hope is not one of those goat-racists.
After looking at him in silence for a while I wake up the Randomancer.
The new human finally speaks.
His name is Sieg Reyu, and he brought crippling self-doubt.
Great. Like we needed more of that.
He looks like a nice chap though.
I invite to sit on the couch with us.
And give him a leftover pancake.

[necargoface]

The pyricardo woke me up.
I woke up to a pessimist that brought self doubt.
Well, we're all in this together so I invite him to sit down.
Man, that couch has been useful.
Dragus, as the others are calling it,has been completely useless.
Or at least, he was.
Randomly, he was in a blue cloak!
He was a randomancer, like me.
He vomited happiness on Sieg, and he was no longer pessimistic!
Well, for now.
I go back to sleep, hoping not to wake up to more shenanigans.

[Ricardo Anderson]

So.
The 4 of us are sitting on Miriam the couch, and suddenly Dragus is now in a Blue Cloak.
Apparently he is a randomancer, like Sir Necargoface.
Dragus then felt a bit Quizzy, and puked happiness on Sir Siege.
It must have been those pancakes.
I knew we shouldn't have eaten so many of them.
All of a sudden, behind us a giant tree shows up.
Its a bright pink Oak tree.
I decided to call it Mister Mortimer.
He seems like a nice chap.
Dragus pooped on him by mistake, but he was cool with it.
I then proceed to fall asleep again, but before that I start yet another bonfire
With more wood I found under Miriam.

[necargoface]

A long time passed
As I woke up, I felt the weirdest pain in my back.
Turns out, I was asleep so long, a brick appeared, by random chance, and melted into my back.
Wonderful
The others were asleep, thank heavens.
At least, I think that's the right term.
I wouldn't know, I've been asleep for a while.
Normality has been restored, I think.
That was a typo, I THOUGHT.
That could easily be taken out of context.
That pessimist would probably take it in some depressing way.
...
I thought about the idea that what I thought might be ironic.
ANYWAY, the goat awakens, then implodes.
The pyromancer will be sad.
I go to the randomachine, and use it.
It roars to life, and suddenly, I am transported to a reasonably priced amusement park!
As an added bonus, the others aren't here!
I have a blast for precisely 3 hours,42 minutes, and 29 seconds.
Then I randomly am on the couch again.
Dangit.
I hope no one heard that.
I see a tree, and immediately start thinking of a stupid name that Ricardo would call it.
Probably Monsieur Mortimus.
No, that's too regal.
Mister Mortimer.
I decide to eat.
The pantry has a random bacon strip inside.
I don't like bacon, but I eat it anyway.