Wish Corrupting Game

[viscomica]

Granted! You're the most powerful yet the most boring superheroe ever. No really wants to read your comics.

I wish work was fun

[Robo4900]

Granted, but you are no longer paid.

I wish to be able to create -- out of thin-air -- a DVD of any unmade TV series(Or what would have been made of a cancelled series had it not been cancelled) or movie(Including unfinished movies).

[My pseudonym is Ix]

Granted. The energy required to transmute matter into a DVD solely from what is available in thin air is so great that doing so necessitates you to make some of the surrounding air undergo nuclear fusion. The first time you attempt this, you destroy yourself and most of the rest of whatever lies within a 25-mile radius.

Shame; you could have used your power to provide renewable energy for us all. Bastard.

I wish for a game that can hold my interest.

[ArchieO]

Granted. It is now your life, you can't eat, you can't sleep, eventually friends and family drift away as you become withdrawn and anti-social. Slowly your body begins to degrade and you eventually waste away and are found with your hands in a death grip on the controller.

I wish that the weather would brighten up a bit

[Robo4900]

Granted, you get a really nice day. The next day, there are floods, lightning, thunder, hurricanes, tornadoes, etc. The entirety of Europe is laid to waste by this storm.

I wish for Sonic the Hedgehog's shoes.

[Ptangmatik]

Granted! The stench of hedgehog claw sweat is incredibly insidious, scientists want to write a paper on how it's managed to stink out not only your house, but most of the local vicinity. After three days, bloodied lumps of sinus fall out of your nose. people assume you have a cocaine problem.

I wish my bones weren't so janked up

[Robo4900]

Granted, you no longer have any bones.

I wish for the ability to immediately write down/draw anything I visualise in my head.

[Drecon]

Granted. You now spend all of your time writing down everything that pops up in your head, leaving you no time to execute any of those excellent ideas.

I wish I could drink as much as I wanted without any side effects whatsoever.

[ArchieO]

Granted, however you lose your sense of taste and the ability to get drunk therefore rendering the whole thing pointless

I wish for 3 more wishes!

[Robo4900]

Granted, but they are all restricted to impulse-buys at Wal-Mart.

I wish to attain ultimate knowledge.

[romangoro]

Granted, now your life is meaningless, having nothing new to learn.

I wish I could travel anywhere, whenever I want, at no cost.

[viscomica]

Granted! You can travel thanks to the power of your imagination.

I wish for a baby hedgehog.

[Bebop Man]

Granted. Go fuck a hedgehog.

I wish The Simpsons would end.

[viscomica]

Granted! The Simpsons end. Then it is rebooted only one year after it ends.

I wish to be under the sea in a octopus' garden in the shade.

[Robo4900]

Granted, another octopus comes along and kills you to impress the other octopus. Also, you are half-way to drowning by that point anyway.

I wish for the ability to breath both underwater and above water.

[kamaitachi113]

Granted; here's a nice old-timey diving bell, the cutting edge of hipster oceansport.

I wish I had that thing from the place where I was when I saw it.

[romangoro]

Granted, but you no longer know where nor when you were when you saw it, nor what the thing actually is.

I wish I was as fortunate, as fortunate as me.

[viscomica]

Granted, you are you in a different universe very similar to ours but not entirely the same..

I wish I was promoted.

[romangoro]

Granted: you are promoted to Sir No Longer working on the company.

I wish everything I need to do before moving was done.

[viscomica]

Granted! It is done in a very poor, ineffective way because of lazyness.

I wish I had chocolate cookies.

[leapy]

Granted! Chocolate is the new word for cow dung.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

[Robo4900]

Granted, you can now stop procrastinating. You don't, though.

I wish to meet Wil Wheaton.

[viscomica]

Granted! He hates you from the moment you do.

I wish I had any musical talent.

[ex-Lurker]

Granted, you can only create auto-tuned shitty pop songs.

I wish for less computer bugs.

[Bebop Man]

Granted, you get an actual bug infestation in your bedroom instead.

I wish there were no mosquitoes, and that they weren't replaced by any other life form, please.