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So the sex thread is now about international air travel. Usually that works in reverse on this forum.
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Master Gunner wrote:So the sex thread is now about international air travel. Usually that works in reverse on this forum.
Let's take it back:
Mile high club; who's in it? How do you feel about it? Would you participate if given the opportunity?
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If given the opportunity I'd give it a shot, not sure about the crampedness of the airplane bathrooms however.
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Given the opportunity, maybe... like if I were in a private jet. I really have no intention of having sex in an airplane bathroom though. gross. I mean, no... gross.
I also woudln't have sex in a public restroom.It's not the crampedness, it's the sex where millions of asses have shat thing.
It may not surprise you but I'm also not into schisse porn
I also woudln't have sex in a public restroom.It's not the crampedness, it's the sex where millions of asses have shat thing.
It may not surprise you but I'm also not into schisse porn
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I hear there are a few air clubs that specialize in providing that experience in greater comfort, though.
Sadly, I have yet to take advantage of their services.
Also, schisse porn is greatly underrated.
Sadly, I have yet to take advantage of their services.
Also, schisse porn is greatly underrated.
Twitter | Click here to join the Desert Bus Community Chat.TheRocket wrote:Apparently the crotch area could not contain the badonkadonk area.
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Considering the trouble I recently underwent attempting to vomit in an airplane restroom, I am confident that I could not fit in there with an amorous companion.
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Still a virgin so no. Unless you count masturbation.
I'm sure its been done but I wonder how commonly sex acts in the main cabin occur; on say overnight flights when there isn't really anyone awake or some such scenario. Space could be tricky but its not like people won't find a way. enjoy. ~t
I'm sure its been done but I wonder how commonly sex acts in the main cabin occur; on say overnight flights when there isn't really anyone awake or some such scenario. Space could be tricky but its not like people won't find a way. enjoy. ~t
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Lorennar wrote:Space could be tricky but its not like people won't find a way. enjoy. ~t
I was under the impression that there were issues with the male anatomy in a zero-G environment?
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There are indeed troubles. Lower blood pressure making a stiffy be more limpy being one of them. Changes in hormone levels leading to less sex-drive being another.
Sex in the main cabin of an airplane is not likely. Theres always someone awake and there's always a stewardess around somewhere as well. The crew bunks forward and aft on big cross-Atlantic flights are a different story however
Sex in the main cabin of an airplane is not likely. Theres always someone awake and there's always a stewardess around somewhere as well. The crew bunks forward and aft on big cross-Atlantic flights are a different story however
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I've been in a plane once, it went up in the air then it came back down again like an overpriced elevator.
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I would totally join the mile high club if given the opportunity, but I'm with Jillers on the whole "not in the bathroom" thing. It's too cramped, and too ewww.
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I've been in enough airplanes with a dirty enough mind to go, "the fuck.. I barely have enough space to piss, nevermind have sex". And when that jackass (there's one on every flight) pisses on the floor.. just not a sexy place to get boned.
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TheRocketSiobhan wrote:And when that jackass (there's one on every flight) pisses on the floor.. just not a sexy place to get boned.
I'm usually the jackass that dumps random things down the toilet to see what happens. I'm also the jackass that goes into nicotine withdraw due to no longer being allowed to smoke in airplanes.
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I'm sorry, I can see you posted but I'm too busy staring qat your boobs.
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Back to Matt's problem;
Asking someone out at work isn't skeevy if you do it right. When I worked in a nightclub at college, I got asked out by a guy during the gay night. We started talking on my break and I would have agreed, if I hadn't have been in a relationship with a freakin' weirdo at the time.
Asking someone out at work isn't skeevy if you do it right. When I worked in a nightclub at college, I got asked out by a guy during the gay night. We started talking on my break and I would have agreed, if I hadn't have been in a relationship with a freakin' weirdo at the time.
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Drinnik wrote:Back to Matt's problem;
Asking someone out at work isn't skeevy if you do it right. When I worked in a nightclub at college, I got asked out by a guy during the gay night. We started talking on my break and I would have agreed, if I hadn't have been in a relationship with a freakin' weirdo at the time.
That got moved over to the relationship thread since it wasn't about fucking (...yet *wink*).
I don't think I'd ever do the mile high club unless I was reeeeeeeeeally desperate. I'd feel bad for whoever had to clean up the toilet afterwards, and what if someone has to go while you're in there? I mean you can't exactly shout through the door "hold on a sec, got a few more pumps left".
As for sex in space, the main problem I hear is that they're worried about ... er... "aerosolized liquids". With no gravity all your sexual fluids are gonna fly around and maybe get into electronics and what not. Of course, there is also the problem of every force having an equal and opposite reaction. Thrusting (if that's what you're after) is a bit more complicated with nothing to push against and receiving a thrust means you better have a good hold on something.
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Still a virgin.
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Alright, so on the bus today I was talking to a friend/classmate/sort-of ex (it's weird and complicated but the end result is that after the awkwardness and not seeing each other for a while, we're good friends now), and we started talking about sex because I'm a theater person and therefore quite willing to talk about these things unlike apparently a lot of his other friends. He was saying that among all the health reasons, condoms are good especially for the first time because otherwise the guy'll probably be done in a minute, or at least definitely under five. 's this truf?
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Frankly, considering nerves and excitement, dude's gonna be done right away condom or no.
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XD awright. What about the next few times?
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As a guy who's done it both with and without a condom, it's a lot harder for me to keep control without one. There's definitely a noticeable difference in how long it takes.
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On any given encounter, the second (or third, or fourth) attempt is going to last longer, on account of the fact that dude-guy has already gotten off once, and it's more of a challenge for dudes to pop repeatedly.
As far as subsequent encounters, it may take some learning control, but he'll figure his junk out pretty quick.
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Well, condoms are uncomfortable, let's be honest about that, and a bit of a hassle to get them on.
The condom however does add a layer and takes away some of the stimulation so it can hold off an orgasm for a bit due to the lesser stimulation.
However I must also make a bit of an uncomfortable comment here.
Once I was having sex with a girl, and this was the first time I went with her and we decided to use a condom for that. I was sort of nervous and excited so the unimaginable thing happened, I came while putting on the condom.
The condom however does add a layer and takes away some of the stimulation so it can hold off an orgasm for a bit due to the lesser stimulation.
However I must also make a bit of an uncomfortable comment here.
Once I was having sex with a girl, and this was the first time I went with her and we decided to use a condom for that. I was sort of nervous and excited so the unimaginable thing happened, I came while putting on the condom.
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