The Sex Thread

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Metcarfre » 01 Dec 2010, 22:52

Fayili wrote:Alright, so on the bus today I was talking to a friend/classmate/sort-of ex (it's weird and complicated but the end result is that after the awkwardness and not seeing each other for a while, we're good friends now), and we started talking about sex because I'm a theater person and therefore quite willing to talk about these things unlike apparently a lot of his other friends. He was saying that among all the health reasons, condoms are good especially for the first time because otherwise the guy'll probably be done in a minute, or at least definitely under five. 's this truf?


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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Lorennar » 02 Dec 2010, 00:15

No clue about the condom thing. Virginity remains unchanged. Though Matt is correct rapid repeat performances will generally take longer the more there are. Also build up will generally mean a quicker release so if its been awhile it probably won't take as long.

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Theremin » 02 Dec 2010, 03:19

Matt wrote:Frankly, considering nerves and excitement, dude's gonna be done right away condom or no.

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Exception that proves the rule.

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 02 Dec 2010, 03:40

That makes two exceptions then.

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Master Gunner » 02 Dec 2010, 08:07

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. Keep telling yourselves that, boys.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 02 Dec 2010, 09:51

Master Gunner wrote:Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. Keep telling yourselves that, boys.

I can assure you, according to all involved parties, I'm not delusional.

And there were 2 involved parties, to be extra clear.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby 2stepz » 02 Dec 2010, 10:04

... your shadow doesn't count. ;)
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Theremin » 02 Dec 2010, 10:17

Ms. Rosie Palms is not a reliable witness.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby JenSev » 02 Dec 2010, 13:14

And your right and left hands don't count as people or involved parties.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 02 Dec 2010, 13:27

It was a point of consternation for some time following the loss of my virginity, but it is a fact, I did not "fire mah lazor" in 5 minutes or less.

In fact, I didn't fire aforementioned lazor at all the first couple times. I did however make dang sure that my partner had her equivalent firearm go off more than a few times regardless.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Master Gunner » 02 Dec 2010, 13:35

I think we'll need independent verification on that. In such a situation, what seems like several minutes could very easily turn out to be a significantly shorter period of time.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Metcarfre » 02 Dec 2010, 13:47

Men having trouble 'finishing' their first few times is very common. It's not a big deal.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Matt » 02 Dec 2010, 14:03

metcarfre wrote:Men having trouble 'finishing' their first few times is very common. It's not a big deal.


Yup. the tl;dr takeaway from this entire line of discussion is "don't expect your first time to be a scene from a porno"

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Metcarfre » 02 Dec 2010, 14:05

At least, not a good porno.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby JustAName » 02 Dec 2010, 14:06

I don't even watch porn, so that's hardly a problem XD I'd just never heard this stated before; it made sense, and I figured it was correct.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Metcarfre » 02 Dec 2010, 14:08

Didn't you know? Every guy can always get off, always, and is always ready to go. Always. And women always come from vaginal intercourse. Always.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Mad Madam Mimm » 02 Dec 2010, 14:14

Lyinginbedmon wrote:balh blah blah, i'm impotent, blah... I did however make dang sure that my partner had her equivalent firearm go off more than a few times regardless.


HAH... hah... haaa... Oh, sweetheart, do you really want to go there? On a public forum? Really? Really?
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Matt » 02 Dec 2010, 14:16

OH SNAP

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Re: The Sex Thread

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 02 Dec 2010, 14:28

I believe your exact words, dear, were "I lost count"
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby 2stepz » 02 Dec 2010, 14:35

From a female perspective:

*giggle giggle* it's amazing how they believe that line...

"lost count" or "can't count what doesn't happen"

aaaand.... I should know better than to open this thread at work.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Mad Madam Mimm » 02 Dec 2010, 14:37

Lying, when someone has never had pancakes ever, in their lives, and you serve them poorly made pancakes, those will still technically be the best pancakes that person has ever eaten.

Also, now Lying is enraged and embarrassed, and everyone wants pancakees, I feel I have inflicted enough pain and fall silent once more.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby I X » 02 Dec 2010, 14:37

I opened this thread in a crowded computer lab to see people educating my girlfriend. Good times. XD
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Matt » 02 Dec 2010, 14:45

Mad Madam Mimm wrote:Lying, when someone has never had pancakes ever, in their lives, and you serve them poorly made pancakes, those will still technically be the best pancakes that person has ever eaten.



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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Mad Madam Mimm » 02 Dec 2010, 14:47

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