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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby 2stepz » 02 Dec 2010, 14:48

Matt - I want to thank you, individually. Aside from the whole LRR vids and such, you yourself provide me with a great deal of funnies throughout a week. You iz appreciated.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Theremin » 02 Dec 2010, 14:51

I feel this thread needs more emasculation. It pleases me.

Anyone wanna kick Lying while he's down? I got nothing.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby goat » 02 Dec 2010, 14:51

I love you guys so much sometimes.

bwahahaha

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Master Gunner » 02 Dec 2010, 14:53

Oh how I love this thread. And how predictable human behavior can be.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 02 Dec 2010, 14:54

I can't lose an argument to Mimm, ever.

It's in the relationship contract.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Theremin » 02 Dec 2010, 14:56

I want to propose that Lying's genitals be permanently renamed 'The Poorly Made Pancake'.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Metcarfre » 02 Dec 2010, 14:56

Seconded!

Edit;CAN I GET A FORUM RANK UP IN THIS BUSINESS!?!
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby 2stepz » 02 Dec 2010, 14:57

I'm thinking someone didn't read the fine print. I'm guessing there is a clause somewhere that says you'll never KNOW you lost an argument to Mimm... but you'll undoubtedly lose.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby goat » 02 Dec 2010, 14:58

metcarfre wrote:Seconded!

Edit;CAN I GET A FORUM RANK UP IN THIS BUSINESS!?!


THIS. DO THIS.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby TheRocket » 02 Dec 2010, 15:00

Thus concludes Lyings lession of Kiss+Tell leading to Hell Hath No Fury.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Theremin » 02 Dec 2010, 15:01

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Metaphorical representation of coitus.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Mad Madam Mimm » 02 Dec 2010, 15:05

As hilarious and true as I find every one of the above posts, I have been asked to "fix it"..

So guys, please stop picking on Lying, as he;s insecure enough already.

Plus, in his defence, I'm still with him, so he's gotta be doing something right.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Matt » 02 Dec 2010, 15:06

>.>

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Metcarfre » 02 Dec 2010, 15:08

YES!
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Matt » 02 Dec 2010, 15:12

aaaaaand it's gone.

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 02 Dec 2010, 15:14

Mad Madam Mimm wrote:Plus, in his defence, I'm still with him, so he's gotta be doing something right.

Best statement in my defence ever.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Metcarfre » 02 Dec 2010, 15:15

dammit.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Theremin » 02 Dec 2010, 15:15

I wanted to reply:

Mad Madam Mimm wrote:Plus, in his defence, I'm still with him...

Theremin wrote:...out of pity? You were gonna say out of pity, right?


But I felt like that was too mean.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby goat » 02 Dec 2010, 15:15

OK, fun is over.

We're just messing with you, Lying. You know how much of an important fixture you are around here and every prominent figure has to take a few licks now and then.

Anyway... I think the last sexual topic we touched on was porn, which goes nicely for all of you a few pages back who were complaining about being virgins and having nothing to contribute.

So, what do you look for in a good porno?
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Matt » 02 Dec 2010, 15:15

The pity was implied.

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 02 Dec 2010, 15:18

Implied pity is sort of hard to include in a good porno, more suitable for a teen sex comedy.

Oddly, though I don't look for porn often, I look for stuff with decent plots and writing. Idiocy and poor-dialogue really suck the fun out of it all.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Theremin » 02 Dec 2010, 15:23

Regular porn has become so dull to me that I actually have to have theme nights now.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Master Gunner » 02 Dec 2010, 15:36

All porn produced west of the Netherlands is useless to me at this point.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby TheRocket » 02 Dec 2010, 15:40

Now I want pancakes... Warm, buttery, syrupy pancakes.

Hmmm... IHOP may be in the near future...
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Jillers » 02 Dec 2010, 15:43

as we all know, the IHOP is the sexiest place ever....


...as long as pancakes are your turn-on. Really delicious and decadent pancakes.... like... these pancakes are soooo obscene it should be illegal to sell them.

I want pancakes.
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