Vanguard wrote:So, here's something so horrid sounding that I thought it was deserving of a necro.
A few minutes ago, as my local radio station's midday show was going off of the air, they played a soundbite from a news story somewhere. Apparently some guy was making a big hubbub about how he found a mouse in his can of Mountain Dew.
Oh, you just wait. It gets worse.
Pepsi, the company that makes Mountain Dew, issued an official response saying that such a thing would be impossible because, and I quote, "the mouse would have completely dissolved".
Now, I have but one thought on the matter. *ahem* What the fuck?! That is fucking horrifying, even more so because Pepsi itself stated it as iron-clad fact beyond reproach as a PR statement.
Just... how many dissolved furry animals have I drank in my lifetime, Pepsi? Is there something you haven't been telling me?
"No, no... we couldn't have possibly sealed a rat in your can of soup. The rats at our factory are WAYYYY to big to fit in a single can"