Auberginequeen, please refer back to the various "I hope I dont sound like a creepy old man" statements the last time you said you disliked your looks.

Aww you guys seriously D: I'm getting all flustered here! And Fayili, I didn't mean to make it sound like I don't appreciate it when you compliment me, I just get all shy and awkward and I don't know how to say thank you. It took me a couple days to finally be able to thank Allen!.

I go to a school primarily populated with "conventionally attractive" tall blonde women so ne'er has an eye wandered in my direction! The only people who say nice things to me IRL are my parents and Dreamer and they're kinda biased.

But honestly... thank you.

Both you and Fayili are very attractive women.
</creepy internet stalker>

As are Zyxst, Timelady, Psyclone, Tally, KyrieEleison, and Avistew. Don't want any other Allentine! participants feeling left out. The guys here are also rather handsome.

I will now swoop in and yoink said complement for myself.

As for format:

Would I could post pic
Alas, this crummy heart-shape!
My hook hands thwart again!

Also,

Forgive this late post.
I clearly had a hot date.
That was a lie.

Naturally.

I was just picking on that pair as they seem to struggle with accepting compliments.

</even creepier internet stalker>



Speak for yourself. I tried to take a picture of my regular work outfit today for the Men Swear thread. The camera refused to capture my hideous visage.

I think that might be a symptom of vampirism. You might want to get yourself checked out.

Nah dude, you're tall and broad, but hideous you 'aint.

Fucking right, we do.

lol. I'm chubby. But thanks.

So I couldnt figure out who Allen! reminded me of, then I was watching Gold Rush Alaska and said "I bet if Dustin Hurt made a emo hand heart"





Are you a gold miner who calls his dad fred allen!?

I am so silly
I missed out on Allentines
Forgive me, please, sir!