The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

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Postby Elomin Sha » 08 May 2016, 12:57

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Dutch guy » 08 May 2016, 13:34

This fire has burned long enough! I'm highjacking this thread and taking it to Greenland!

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Postby AdmiralMemo » 08 May 2016, 22:04

You do know that Greenland is mainly full of ice, right? And that ice doesn't burn? And if you do manage to burn it, you'll be increasing global warming and sea level rise?
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Postby Master Gunner » 10 May 2016, 04:43

Yay!
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Postby Elomin Sha » 10 May 2016, 05:26

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 10 May 2016, 07:45

As the French say, "L'existence est le pain"

Or in English, "Existence is bread."
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Postby Prospero101 » 05 Jun 2016, 16:05

Hey guys, me and the wife are headed out for an evening on the town, but I could use some help with romance. Anybody got a lead on where I can get ten satchel bombs, a sports car to stick them all to, a sniper rifle to pick off the survivors, and a spunky Chablis?
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Postby abyssalCompiler » 05 Jun 2016, 17:49

Sounds like a thrilling date.
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Postby Robo4900 » 06 Jun 2016, 08:52

Sounds fun, but I'm afraid satchel bombs are hard to come by at this hour. You could try Sid's Digs, Shivs, and Explosives(The safest place to sleep surrounded by knives and bombs. Sid's Digs, Shivs, and Explosives: You may or may not live), although their prices are a little high if you aren't looking to get a room.
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Postby Prospero101 » 06 Jun 2016, 09:46

Would you believe that Sid doesn't take Visa?

I tried Charlie's Gnarly Barley and Bombs, but apparently satchel bombs are seasonal.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Dutch guy » 09 Jun 2016, 01:34

You could try Bernies Big Box of Booms but you might have to buy a 144 piece pack.They're a retail supplier.
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Postby Robo4900 » 09 Jun 2016, 08:26

Actually, I think it's possible to order smaller amounts on their website, although it's been a while since I checked.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Dutch guy » 09 Jun 2016, 15:21

Only if you have a Bernies Bang for Bucks card. Can't get that without a business account.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 09 Jun 2016, 16:17

They have different kinds of account now? Ugh... What happened to the days when you could just go on any electronics site and order a pile of bombs the size of your mom?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Prospero101 » 09 Jun 2016, 16:31

My mom lost a bunch of weight, so they had to switch to metric.
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Postby Gap Filler » 10 Jun 2016, 14:30

Damnit now what am I supposed to do with this Imperial micrometer?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 11 Jun 2016, 13:13

Launch it into space? That's what I normally do with my useless stuff.
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Postby Gap Filler » 11 Jun 2016, 13:44

Never heard a Republican say that, speaking of imperialism.
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Postby Gap Filler » 11 Jun 2016, 13:44

Not that kind, the other kind. No, the other other kind.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Dutch guy » 11 Jun 2016, 14:23

Just burn it.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Gap Filler » 16 Jun 2016, 14:35

Doesn't seem environmentally friendly all that fire.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Kapol » 16 Jun 2016, 14:58

Kapol.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 17 Jun 2016, 02:17

Kapols are very environmentally friendly. I think.

Right?

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Elomin Sha » 17 Jun 2016, 07:31

They burn real good, and they squeal like a piggy.
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