The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
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Being in a relationship can suck too. Especially if it's a bad one. Then again a good one can also involve a lot of sucking too .
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Laurnil wrote:Lord Chrusher wrote:In completely unrelated news I have not snogged anyone in a good five years.
Okay, it is hard for me to keep track of all the little facts regarding people if I've never met them in person, so forgive me if I get my information on you confused.
But...I seem to remember that you're a rather attractive guy. However, I also think I remember that you're currently living in a remote-ish area.
Yes crusher is very attractive but he's not in a remote area at all.
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cuddlyblade wrote:Being in a relationship can suck too. Especially if it's a bad one. Then again a good one can also involve a lot of sucking too .
Muh. Any experience would at least be something to notch up.
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Why do I find naked + necklace incredibly sexy? Does jewelry underline the nudity or is there something else to it?
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Well there's the concept of "absolute territory", wherein the lower the level of nudity the more it's emphasised.
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The nakeder the better I say. Never got the hotness of fishnet stockings, high heels and/or cowboy hat and nothing else and that sort of thing, when you could wear straight up birthday suit instead. . .maybe I'm a nudist-by-association or summat.
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I personally don't care too much for nudity, I prefer partial nudity, I find a woman in lingerie much more attractive than a nude woman.
Is it weird that I can't picture myself having sex with people that I find attractive and interesting and would like to have a relationship with? If I try to picture it I just feel weird...
Is it weird that I can't picture myself having sex with people that I find attractive and interesting and would like to have a relationship with? If I try to picture it I just feel weird...
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Bebop Man wrote:Why do I find naked +
necklace incredibly sexy? Does jewelry underline the nudity or is there
something else to it?
Maybe it's because the necklace enhances breasts? (and don't tell me I have no breasts to enhance!) On a side note, I'll make sure to wear that necklace more often
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Reminds of that pencil Christina Hendricks wears between her breasts in Mad Men.
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Bebop Man wrote:Why do I find naked + necklace incredibly sexy? Does jewelry underline the nudity or is there something else to it?
For me, I find the necklace draws the eyes to the breasts and can also emphasize any cleavage.
My opinion on nudity: Women look better naked, but look really hot in lingerie.
Men look best in nothing but a nice pair of jeans.
Mums, I think it's weirder that I can't seem to picture ANYBODY having sex. My brain has this funny little filter where no one has sex. Not even me. My kids are both the product of immaculate conception.
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Funny story, I can literally picture anyone having sex, except the Endless. My mom, may she rest in peace, and Mr Rogers wearing a xenomorph costume, may he also rest in peace? No sweat. But I even look at this sketch of Death naked I found the other day and my brain shuts down going "That's not her, right? It looks nothing like her, right? And the anatomy is kind of wonky too. Man, Mack loves drawing those giant floppy arms. I should reread Kabuki."
Well, you get the picture. Not that these characters aren't particularly significant to me, I consider Sandman the world's foremost achievement in fiction, but I've no idea how my brain jumps from that observation to the conclusion that their sex lives are outside of the jurisdiction of my imagination.
Well, you get the picture. Not that these characters aren't particularly significant to me, I consider Sandman the world's foremost achievement in fiction, but I've no idea how my brain jumps from that observation to the conclusion that their sex lives are outside of the jurisdiction of my imagination.
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I usually like lingerie the most, although stockings and such are a major turn off for some reason.
For some girls though, full nude is just the best. I really don't know what it is that makes one more sexy than the other in some situations, but I guess it just kind of depends?
For some girls though, full nude is just the best. I really don't know what it is that makes one more sexy than the other in some situations, but I guess it just kind of depends?
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For me skirts are just the best. The sexiest thing a girl could wear is just a skirt. I'm not even talking about just short ones my brain just shuts down when I see one
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MinniChi wrote:Men look best in nothing but a nice pair of jeans.
Hmm, especially when they are tight jeans! Or just in boxers. Or with jeans and boots and a cowboy hat... But I think plain white boxers pretty much do it for me.
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Nope. I am fat and hair. No one wants to see that.
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Rule 34 you know.
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No one Rule 34 me.
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I like my women like I like my coffee - in a plastic cup.
No, wait.
No, wait.
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Elomin Sha wrote:No one Rule 34 me.
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Bebop Man wrote:I like my women like I like my coffee - in a plastic cup.
No, wait.
I like my women hot and strong. Like I like my coffee - hot and strong. With a spoon in them. Ah, the curve of the spoon and the curve of your breast; I like to run the spoon across my lips...
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J'aime des hommes qui s'appellent le président du Burundi. ... Avec une cuillère.
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Please pardon my French.
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Sarah, for some reason I pictured Dr. Frank N Furter delivering that line to The Guy with the Glasses.
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