A Thread for Haikus.

[Bebop Man]

Making these haikus
In English is difficult;
Mother tongue's Spanish.

[Kapol]

Maybe you should try
Making a Spanish Haiku
Would that even work?

[Graham]

Editing all day
Waiting for things to render
Editing all day

[Bebop Man]

Maybe you should try
Making a Spanish Haiku
Would that even work?

Pienso en haikus,
Miro a la pantalla,
No me inspiro.

[tak197]

Editing all day
Waiting for things to render
Editing all day

A day in the life
Of a web comedy boss
Butts butts butts butts lol

[Drecon]

Watching Desert Bus
Almost hundred hours in
Wish i could be there

[Bebop Man]

Saw "Now You See Me"
Because my editor asked
What a dumb plot twist.

[ElFuzzy]

I don't like Haikus
Their setup tends to annoy
most poems should rhyme

[the amativeness]

You can make them rhyme,
It just takes a little time.
...or maybe some thyme?

[Ptangmatik]

applying for jobs
putting all my hope in it
watching as it fades

[My pseudonym is Ix]

My hardest subject.
Never to study again.
Next one's harder still.

[Ptangmatik]

Procrastination.
I should not be writing this,
I should concentrate

How can you be sure
that there was only once a
man from Nantucket?

[My pseudonym is Ix]

Do you, fine fellow,
With all due respectfulness
Even grammar bro?

[General Michi]

There are lots of butts.
Butts up high and butts down low.
Praise be to Lord Butt.

[Bebop Man]

Man of Steel's OK.
Nothing much but just OK.
Man of Steel's OK.

[Ptangmatik]

Sociology
Does not fit in a haiku
I need shorter words

[Bebop Man]

Curiosity.
If that did not kill the cat,
I don't know what did.

[the amativeness]

Schrödinger killed it,
or maybe it didn't die...
Let's open the box.

[Bebop Man]

Schrödinger's cat box
Will never be as cool as
Pandora's pain box.

[Kapol]

Why is there a cat
inside my Pandora's box?
Someone got mixed up.

[Bebop Man]

If there's a cat there,
That can only mean one thing:
Evil's uncertain.

[My pseudonym is Ix]

Have you considered
That Pandoras box may have
Only contained cats?

[Mums]

The cat's in a box
It's kathleen's box of wonders
Omg you guys, bears, BEARS!

[Bebop Man]

If Schrödinger's cat
Met Pandora's you-know-what
I'd eat my own hat.

[My pseudonym is Ix]

Should we just decide
To dedicate this thread to
Cat and box haikus?