HELP LRR's FRIENDS!! [The Birth of LRRmonism]

[AndyTheSkanker]

This is my favourite thread in a while.

Keep in mind, you should still vote for elevator.

I did. 5 times. ah, the joy of dynamic IP addresses.

[empath]

vote'd - I'd been curious about that one y'all helped out on, but never had the gumption to go check out another sketch troupe's site - thanks for the additional incentive!


Oh, and as for 'LRRism'?



Right, I'll say the words and sing the songs and do the dance, but the first time anyone mentions anything like inquisitions, militant evangelism, or purging the heretics, I am SO outta here...

Seriously, though:

[AndyTheSkanker]

SHUN THE NONBELIEVER. SHUUUUUN.

Edit: Oh wait. Read the post, nevermind. Purging the heretics sounds like a fun idea though

[DontPanic]

LRR and the legend of Candy Mountain: Book 7 - Paul's Chronicles

[emma]

I watched a couple Elevator sketches and I just didn't find them very funny. I don't know what it was, but they just don't really make me laugh at all. A couple of the ones that LRR were in did, but none of the others that I saw did.

[NintendoRev]

This is my favourite thread in a while.

Keep in mind, you should still vote for elevator.

I did. 5 times. ah, the joy of dynamic IP addresses.

As have I. The joys of having a dynamic IP /and/ a modem that resets itself about 12 tiems a day, XD.

Also yes: Epic thread is fucking epic. Just like graham. XD

[AndyTheSkanker]

if graham is god and morgan is our messiah, and paul is our holy spirit, then where in the hell does that put kate in the grand scheme of things, and kathleen? I mean, we know matt is satan, right? so yeah. And bill is a martyr of sorts, one of the more darwin award material saints.

[NintendoRev]

if graham is god and morgan is our messiah, and paul is our holy spirit, then where in the hell does that put kate in the grand scheme of things, and kathleen? I mean, we know matt is satan, right? so yeah. And bill is a martyr of sorts, one of the more darwin award material saints.

I AM NOT SATA- oh right LRR-Matt... Also: dunno o_O man this is going to be complicated to work out

[Citin]

Kate and Kathleen just exist on a greater plane of understanding with the Almighty then us lowly dregs.

They should be worshiped as divine priestess' and their will shall be obeyed without question. They are the voice of he who's name I am not worthy to utter.

And Bill is has been sent by the divine one to lead us to victory against our blasphemous enemy, those accursed ninjas.

Understand now?

[AndyTheSkanker]

Pretty much. So the ninjas get bill cause he's tall and ginger and they make him suffer? XD

[St. Ricktopher]

Religious studies. Feel like you wasted a few years then? =P
Stick with the trinitarian, and accept paul as our form of the holy spirit. If graham is morgan, and morgan is graham, my head hurts, and it'll cause a whole buncha confusion. I worship at the altar of LRR, and graham's party hard dance is an epic gift. As is his boot her in the coot song.

I was also a Peace Studies major.

[St. Ricktopher]

if graham is god and morgan is our messiah, and paul is our holy spirit, then where in the hell does that put kate in the grand scheme of things, and kathleen? I mean, we know matt is satan, right? so yeah. And bill is a martyr of sorts, one of the more darwin award material saints.

Those not part of the trinity are among the angels.

And what a heavenly chorus it is!

[AndyTheSkanker]

Oh holy Graham, I need your decision on something. Pepsi or Coke.

[St. Ricktopher]

Kate and Kathleen just exist on a greater plane of understanding with the Almighty then us lowly dregs.

They should be worshiped as divine priestess' and their will shall be obeyed without question. They are the voice of he who's name I am not worthy to utter.

And Bill is has been sent by the divine one to lead us to victory against our blasphemous enemy, those accursed ninjas.

Understand now?

These are good suggestions also.
Sounds like they're more Prophetesses than Priestesses (although the two are not mutually exclusive.
There is Biblical precedent for a God-sent warrior. The Old Testament has a number of them.

[St. Ricktopher]

Nono. Morgan is our messiah, we will rape him in halo and offer him up as our sacrifice. As that is what graham sent him for after all

Morgan: The Sacrificial Lamb of Graham.

It fits.

[AndyTheSkanker]

look maw, I started a cult! =D
Also, this is begging to be stickied now.

[Citin]

This thread is required reading for all new posters now, let them know what sort of people they're choosing to communicate with

[AndyTheSkanker]

Citin: Sorta like the signs at theme parks? "YOU MUST BE THIS CRAZY TO POST ON THE LRRUMS!"

[mmeh36]

Citin: Sorta like the signs at theme parks? "YOU MUST BE THIS CRAZY TO POST ON THE LRRUMS!"

I'm surprised that hasn't come up before.

[wilson_x1999]

I only have one question, can we call Graham, Morgan and Paul's birthday like religious holidays? so I can skip work that day?

[emma]

I remember that we once did the research on what it took to be an established religion.

I can't remember the specifics, but it was something like you needed a hundred members and at least semi-annual congregations of the believers.

My brother and a few other people had created a joke religion and simply by having a bunch of our friends up to our cottage for two weekends a year, we technically could have registered ourselves as a religion. It's too bad we were too lazy.

This sounds like a job for Sheer Stupidity.

[Alja-Markir]

I'd been wanting a new, awesome avatar.

~Alja~

[Cake]

Shrink it if you are going to use it as an avatar please.

[Citin]

I remember that we once did the research on what it took to be an established religion.

I can't remember the specifics, but it was something like you needed a hundred members and at least semi-annual congregations of the believers.

My brother and a few other people had created a joke religion and simply by having a bunch of our friends up to our cottage for two weekends a year, we technically could have registered ourselves as a religion. It's too bad we were too lazy.

This sounds like a job for Sheer Stupidity.

That's one way to get a tax break

[Alja-Markir]

Praise The Lrrd, mah brothahs and sistahs! Spread the Word!

Go and tell it on tha' boingboing! Go down into tha' houses of tha' good people, into tha' very pipes of their interwebs! Tell them of tha' glory of our Lrrd and Saviour! Cast out from those good people epic failyah' and despair, and give unto them tha' love of our eternal family, oh yes! Build them this Church, this Phailhaus of the Lrrd!

Sing with me now! Unnnggghh!

Steer leeeeft, sweet Deeeeesert Buuuus...
Comin' for to carry me hooooooome!
Steer leeeeft, sweet Deeeeesert Buuuus...
Comin' for to carry me hooooooome!

~ The Good Reverend Alja Markir ~