Riddle for you to solve round 3

Kawaiicaps · Postby **Kawaiicaps** » 20 Mar 2008, 13:41

Okay this one is going to be easy for you guys but I thought I had to join in the fun

This guy had a dream, and in this dream he is being chased by a bear. He runs miles and miles away from the bear and it is always only a few steps away from him. Suddenly the bear finds a chainsaw and starts to get closer and closer with the chainsaw (bears with chainsaws are so scary). He eventually gets out of the forest and sees a desert. This is the kind of desert with a lot of bleached bones scattered around it. It is a total barren wasteland. Still running or his life the guy has to dodge the bones and all looks hopeless. He keeps running for what seems like forever when he comes to a cliff (as if it couldn't get any worse) the bear gets closer and closer and the chainsaw gets louder and louder until finally there is no where left to go, no where he can hide.

What are the two words that can save this man?

-^_^-

Sable · Postby **Sable** » 20 Mar 2008, 13:43

"Wake up."

Lavos · Postby **Lavos** » 20 Mar 2008, 13:44

"Sex. Now." zam.

Nomadic · Postby **Nomadic** » 20 Mar 2008, 13:49

"Steve Irwin." *Points behind the bear*

zombine · Postby **zombine** » 20 Mar 2008, 14:02

So the bear has a chainsaw?

I have but 2 words to say...

HIS BOOOOOMSTICK!

Kawaiicaps · Postby **Kawaiicaps** » 20 Mar 2008, 14:02

sable got it in one. i said it was easy.

this one is harder when you are told the story and the guy telling it drags it on and on and you forget that he mentions it was a dream.
-^_^-

Nomadic · Postby **Nomadic** » 20 Mar 2008, 14:05

Kawaiicaps wrote:this one is harder when you are told the story and the guy telling it drags it on and on and you forget that he mentions it was a dream.

Yes, but other interpretations could possibly work. I still think Steve Irwin fighting a chainsaw-wielding bear would be EPIC.

CyberTractor · Postby **CyberTractor** » 20 Mar 2008, 14:40

Steve Irwin couldn't handle an unarmed stingray. An armed bear? Come on.

JohnyMcmuffin · Postby **JohnyMcmuffin** » 20 Mar 2008, 15:02

CyberTractor wrote:Steve Irwin couldn't handle an unarmed stingray. An armed bear? Come on.

In that case the stingray had the element of surprise, but now Irwin is ambushing the chainsaw bear, so I give him a fighting chance

The Pious Flea · Postby **The Pious Flea** » 20 Mar 2008, 15:29

The stingray clearly had lots of sneak attack dice. It must have been at least Rogue 3.

JohnyMcmuffin · Postby **JohnyMcmuffin** » 20 Mar 2008, 15:33

I think it picked up Assassin prestige class, that was totally a death attack

AdmiralBarikir · Postby **AdmiralBarikir** » 20 Mar 2008, 15:50

Here's a riddle for you.

"What is in my pocket?"

Vaughn · Postby **Vaughn** » 20 Mar 2008, 16:50

Kawaiicaps wrote:
What are the two words that can save this man?

"DN kornholio"

Nomadic · Postby **Nomadic** » 20 Mar 2008, 17:40

AdmiralBarikir wrote:"What is in my pocket?"

MY PRESCIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.........

zombine · Postby **zombine** » 21 Mar 2008, 08:33

AdmiralBarikir wrote:Here's a riddle for you.

"What is in my pocket?"

a wocket?

blackdragontaz · Postby **blackdragontaz** » 21 Mar 2008, 11:27

AdmiralBarikir wrote:Here's a riddle for you.

"What is in my pocket?"

pocky

"m ypock et"=pocky - met

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