Finest Performance of the finest performer

[LS]

Of the many performances that the greatest thespian of internet sketch comedy, Matt Wiggins, has enacted; which do you find to be the most exquisite. Personally I have a terribly difficult time selecting only one. His masterful interpretation of himself in "Format War" never fails to leave me utterly breathless with the sheer force of humanity that he lends to the character. However, how can I discount his portrayal of a child in "CCYD," which was so complete that I myself did not recognize him, despite the great deal of time I have spent admiring his photograph?

To give the title of greatest performance to either of the aforementioned parts seems utterly necessary, yet to do so would deprive his other great roles of the title. In the "Loading Ready Rumble", by way of example, he shone above all the rest--accomplished actors though they are--and completely slaughtered his opponents in terms of sheer acting prowess, if not in combat. Furthermore, in a recent "Phailhaus," he was so convincing as a limp body, that I was at first struck with a great fear for his life, and was in fact on my way to find and cause bodily harm to Graham when the video reached its end and I realized that this paragon of acting talent was quite healthy!

His accomplishments are far too numerous to name in this simple post, but I encourage the rest of you to consider aloud with me what you think would be worthy of this most auspicious title.

[korri]

wow someone put way too much time into that post

[tak197]

tl;dr, Matt, asskissing, LRR videos

Why do I feel like this was meant to mock Matt?

Seriously, he shouldn't be harrassed by the forums or kicked out of the crew, but he's not hot shit in a champagne flute either.

[LS]

How DARE you imply that my adoration is impure!

You, sir, have made yourself an unfriendly acquaintance. >.>

[Pattmyn]

but he's not hot shit in a champagne flute either.

Hahaha that's a wicked metaphor.

[tak197]

How DARE you imply that my adoration is impure!

You, sir, have made yourself an unfriendly acquaintance. >.>

[Unclever title]

tl;dr, Matt, asskissing, LRR videos

Why do I feel like this was meant to mock Matt?

Seriously, he shouldn't be harrassed by the forums or kicked out of the crew, but he's not hot shit in a champagne flute either.

Why do I get the feeling that he is Matt?

Not saying he is... but still...

Regardless Matt's an okay guy.

[Valandil]

His/her location makes him/her sound like a stalker.

[emma]

Isn't this the dude who always posts how awesome Matt is, about whom Graham was speaking of when he said "yeah, it's getting creepy"?

That was a convoluted sentence, but it holds true.

[LS]

Actually, Graham said I should keep doing it because it was awesome...either awesome or hilarious. Don't recall.

Either way, I <3 Matt, and so long as it's kosher for me to express that, I will.

[DontPanic]

I can never unsee this post.

Lock your doors Matt.

[DicyDax]

Wow... Matt-fanatic... Or should I say Mattfag?

Also, too be honest, I think Matt looks the same. Always. In every video he fails to surprise me. Though I gotta admit, his best role is in Moving Out. Because Graham makes him look awesome. And Graham is awesome. He has hands of awesomeness. Everything he touches will become awesome.

[Morgan]

mattfag. lol.

[Allen!]

So, I went looking through LS(LinkSkywalker)'s site, and I found this picture of 'him'.




Ten bucks on him raping Matt.

[NecroVale]

I think this one captures him better...

http://www.linkskywalker.com/Images/My_ ... CF0442.JPG

Yeah, I didn't post on here for fear of page-breaking.

[Allen!]

Matt, watch out for boxes.

What the hell is with the pen full of playballs?

[Vaughn]

that is the creepiest shit ive ever seen

[Fumbles]

I think this one captures him better...

http://www.linkskywalker.com/Images/My_ ... CF0442.JPG

ten bucks that this is a picture empty box. My expectations for LS are high. He could reach a place that lavos could only dream about

[DontPanic]

Another ten bucks on him having a forced lightsaber* duel** with Matt.




*anal
**rape

Edit: Dude, What, the F.
http://www.linkskywalker.com/Images/My_ ... CF0451.JPG

[LS]

I've never met people who are actually intelligent enough to look through my web server when I start doing crazy shit! I <3 you guys. ^_^


Also, the most "embarassing" one you could find would have to be the one of me nearly naked, pouring Dr. Pepper on myself as a joke for my girlfriend.

The question is...do is the cost to your soul worth posting it here? You can't un-see that kinda shit.


EDIT: LAWL: http://www.linkskywalker.com/Images/My_ ... CF0478.JPG

EDIT EDIT: Hmk, *I* found it, now you guys have to try and do so before I get home (currently posting form the lab) and hide it all from yas.

[Allen!]

Edit: Dude, What, the F.
http://www.linkskywalker.com/Images/My_ ... CF0451.JPG

OH GOD DO NOT STARE INTO THE BLACK ABYSS

[Melendwyr]

Now if you could just post an explanation for how non-savvy people can accomplish this sort of tracing-back... that would be very, very useful.

[LS]

It's as easy as looking at my profile.

[Melendwyr]

Not to incite violence, or anything, but...

$5 to anyone who tracks down and has a little 'talk' with our neighborhood pervvy Matt-fancier.

[LS]

I honestly have no idea what you mean by that...

Furthermore, my intentions with Matt are pure. I am content to lavish him with adoration from afar.