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Postby kkief02 » 07 May 2008, 15:02

Granted but it can't take being a zombie and is now coming after you

I wish I had $1, that is totally legitimate, that i can spend without getting arrested/killed/maimed/yelled at.
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Postby Misty » 07 May 2008, 15:05

Granted, but you lose it before you can buy anything.

I wish I were 3 inches taller.
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Postby Cake » 07 May 2008, 15:07

Granted, but you actually grow 3 feet.

Seriously, I wish this thread was over.
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Postby Valandil » 07 May 2008, 15:08

Granted. However, the whole world also grows 3 inches to compensate.

EDIT: I wish Cake didn't suck balls.
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Postby Cake » 07 May 2008, 15:13

Granted. He now sucks on the breasts of some very good looking ladies.

I wish for some food.
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Postby kkief02 » 07 May 2008, 15:17

Granted but it has 1 pound of mold on top. <3

I wish i hadn't read cake's post
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Postby I, Nameless Slug » 07 May 2008, 16:07

granted. your next post made no sense.

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Postby Lavos » 07 May 2008, 18:16

Granted, but existence ends when you were crowned.

I wish I can join Cake and suck breasts of very good looking ladies.
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Postby CyberTractor » 08 May 2008, 00:14

Granted. You're now conjoined at the hip.

I wish I had a bed long enough so that my feet didn't hang off the end.
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Postby tak197 » 08 May 2008, 01:10

Granted, you have lost your feet in a horrible boating accident.

I wish drunks wouldn't pull fire alarms.
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Postby Valandil » 08 May 2008, 01:35

tak197 wrote:I wish drunks wouldn't pull fire alarms.


Granted. They now pull your girlfriend and take her home.

I wish I didn't have to walk up to Uni today. The hill seems so far.
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Postby Cake » 08 May 2008, 02:37

tak197 wrote:I wish drunks wouldn't pull fire alarms.

Is can be story time now?
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Postby tak197 » 08 May 2008, 03:07

Cake wrote:
tak197 wrote:I wish drunks wouldn't pull fire alarms.

Is can be story time now?


Okay, well for those of you who don't know, while I'm at school, I work as a desk clerk for the Penn State Commons Desks. Part of my job really entails that I am at the desk so that the desk is open 24/7. Other duties include mail distribution, security, information, account maintenance, and so on. The only reasons that I can close the desk are:

- If instructed by the manager
- For a break, no longer than 15 minutes though, and
- Fire alarms and other emergency conditions.

Well this past shift, I was sitting and watching Dancing With the Stars online (because so few people come by, I need entertained) when the alarm starts going off. So, following protocol, I closed the window, locked the key drawers, logged off the register, made sure the safe was locked tight, and ran out of the building with the keys in hand.

Once the alarms were shut off, I had to log it into the logbook, so I asked the food service overnight staff what happened. They said a drunk pulled the alarm, and the police were taking care of it. When I entered the time into the logbook, I noticed it was pulled around 2 am (go figure, closing time and the commons building is across the street from a nightclub).

Needless to say, I'm glad I get summer break starting Saturday.
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Postby Cake » 08 May 2008, 03:41

OH!!!!

I misread read it as "drunks pulling fire ARMS."
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Postby tak197 » 08 May 2008, 04:24

Ohdeargod! Cake, if drunks had pulled out firearms, I'd not be here back at my dorm after my shift. I'd likely be at the local hospital getting treatment for a mental collapse and acute PTSD. Or worse, let's just not think about worse shall we?
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Postby Cake » 08 May 2008, 04:36

Well tak, I, like you, work during the night. And sometimes I don't get enough sleep before work. When morning starts to roll around, I get tired, and can misread some things. Also, I misread that because I had fire arms on the mind.
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Postby SecondChild » 08 May 2008, 04:37

Valandil wrote:
I wish I didn't have to walk up to Uni today. The hill seems so far.


Granted. You enjoy your new Segway and ride it everywhere, until you break it because you've gained 500 lbs since you stopped walking.

I wish Fable 2 would finally be released, and live up to it's hype.
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Postby Cake » 08 May 2008, 04:38

Granted, but it's actually called Duke Nukem Forever.

I wish I had a soft chocolate chip cookie.
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Postby SecondChild » 08 May 2008, 04:45

Cake wrote:Granted, but it's actually called Duke Nukem Forever.


Haha! Literally laughed aloud, thanks for that.

I'll let someone else do their worst with the cookie. :shock:
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Postby Valandil » 08 May 2008, 14:03

Cake wrote:Well tak, I like you, ...


I love punctuation.

Sorry, Cake. <3
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Postby theINC » 10 May 2008, 21:27

Cake wrote:
I wish I had a soft chocolate chip cookie.


You have a soft chocolate chip cookie. Unusually soft. And soggy. And covered in a white liquid. And Lavos is looking suspiciously at you.

I wish some of my favourite bands didn't suck live.
(Looking at you Kaiser Chiefs)
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Postby NecroVale » 10 May 2008, 21:33

Granted, they now swallow live.

I wish these last wishes didn't seem so scarring.
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Postby kkief02 » 10 May 2008, 22:13

Granted but now they just leave deep gashes that don't heal.

I wish my friend gabby gets here soon
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Postby Kara » 10 May 2008, 23:04

Granted, but as she comes in the door the sudden realization crosses the whole world that Gabby is an LG.
Lavos then pounces.

I wish it was Saturday forever.
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Postby Sable » 10 May 2008, 23:59

Granted. Now you have to work on Saturday. Forever.

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