I order you to smoke more!

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I order you to smoke more!

Postby Smeghead » 04 May 2009, 05:04

More odd news.
In the Gong'an province in China, goverment and civil servant employees have been ordered by their superiors to smoke more. This to help the local economy by making them buy brands from the local tobacco company.
Employees who don't smoke enough risk being fined.

It should be mentioned that this isn't the work of the national goverment who is trying to make people stop smoking.

So.....yeah...
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Re: I order you to smoke more!

Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 04 May 2009, 05:17

Aaaah, economics.
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Re: I order you to smoke more!

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 04 May 2009, 06:42

Aaaah, China
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Re: I order you to smoke more!

Postby King Kool » 04 May 2009, 07:11

They can't make you actually smoke them, can you? They can just make you buy them.
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Re: I order you to smoke more!

Postby goat » 04 May 2009, 07:35

Oh, China...

Will your flagrant abuses of human rights and perversion of capitalism ever get old?
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Re: I order you to smoke more!

Postby gcninja » 04 May 2009, 08:38

as paul states in the first cH so well... "No...."
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Re: I order you to smoke more!

Postby Evil Jim » 04 May 2009, 12:14

Cool. They're solving the failing economy & overpopulation problems at the same time.
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Postby Smeghead » 04 May 2009, 12:22

Evil Jim wrote:Cool. They're solving the failing economy & overpopulation problems at the same time.


Why can't people take my shoe throwing advice to heart? I mean if you wanna save the economy throw a shoe at someone. And if you hit you might kill off the buggerhence solving that other problem as well
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Re: I order you to smoke more!

Postby ptitqui » 04 May 2009, 12:25

As Kingkool said, they can't make you smoke them. Forced consumption is something that China has done before in rough economic times. People in Japan were all given gift cards and were sent on manditory shopping trips to try and increase consumption. :)

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