Crapshot Idea: The [censored]
This joke is based around pixellating / blurring out an object in post-production. The joke is that we cannot tell what the object is, and the implication that it is obscene in some way.
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hey Alex, what is this, any ideas?
>>James holds up blurred-out item
It was stuck down the back under the sink.
Eww... err... no. Maybe it's for... flushing the pipes?
>>Alex mimes a thrusting motion
But we already have a plumber's friend.
Then I don't know, sorry.
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Cam, you're a man of science, do you know what this is?
No... and I prefer not to think about it. Why don't you ask Beej? Weird stuff no-one else would touch is more his wheelhouse.
Good idea! Hey Beej!
You called? Ooh! Did a fan send us this? I've never seen one in this country before. The texture is not what I was expecting--
Ok great, what is it?
Well you see, first you have to hold it like this, and then you fold this part backwards like so, and then... huh.
Uhhh... I've seen enough. Thanks.
Hmm, it says here "not for internal use," so... I have no idea!
Fantastic. Well in that case, I'm going to leave it here, and it can be Graham's problem.
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[[INT MOONBASE, NIGHTTIME]]
>>blurred-out object is left in plain sight
Going to get something to quench my thirst...
What? What are YOU doing here? ...
Father? Say something! Father?
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This punchline turned out a lot darker than I had initially planned.
Casting roles are merely suggestions, except Bartleby I guess.
Feb 1st 2018
@Sebusol // Ckiva
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