Crapshot Idea & Script: The [censored]

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Crapshot Idea & Script: The [censored]

Postby Ckiva » 01 Feb 2018, 09:57

Crapshot Idea: The [censored]

This joke is based around pixellating / blurring out an object in post-production. The joke is that we cannot tell what the object is, and the implication that it is obscene in some way.

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[[INTERIOR MOONBASE]]

JAMES
hey Alex, what is this, any ideas?

>>James holds up blurred-out item

JAMES
It was stuck down the back under the sink.

ALEX
Eww... err... no. Maybe it's for... flushing the pipes?

>>Alex mimes a thrusting motion

JAMES
But we already have a plumber's friend.

ALEX
Then I don't know, sorry.

==== SCENE =====

[[INTERIOR MOONBASE]]

JAMES
Cam, you're a man of science, do you know what this is?

CAMERON
No... and I prefer not to think about it. Why don't you ask Beej? Weird stuff no-one else would touch is more his wheelhouse.

JAMES
Good idea! Hey Beej!

>>Beej appears

BEEJ
You called? Ooh! Did a fan send us this? I've never seen one in this country before. The texture is not what I was expecting--

JAMES
Ok great, what is it?

BEEJ
Well you see, first you have to hold it like this, and then you fold this part backwards like so, and then... huh.

CAMERON
Uhhh... I've seen enough. Thanks.

>>exit Cameron

BEEJ
Hmm, it says here "not for internal use," so... I have no idea!

JAMES
Fantastic. Well in that case, I'm going to leave it here, and it can be Graham's problem.

BEEJ
You're welcome!

==== SCENE ====

[[INT MOONBASE, NIGHTTIME]]

>>blurred-out object is left in plain sight

>>enter Bartleby

BARTLEBY
Going to get something to quench my thirst...

BARTLEBY
What? What are YOU doing here? ...

BARTLEBY
Father? Say something! Father?

==== HONK ====

This punchline turned out a lot darker than I had initially planned.
Casting roles are merely suggestions, except Bartleby I guess.

Feb 1st 2018
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