I, uh...

*uses foot to slide shrink-wrapped text book under the bed*

Yes....

Pop-quiz time then: Which crew member was (at least partly) responsible for Ninja Bees?

Uh...

*glances back and fourth*

Hey, what on Earth is that?!

*scampers*

Ms Kathleen.

Arius has it. The next question I'll give you a break on: At what (specific) event did Graham and Kathleen meet?

the amativeness raises his hand, but is immediately given dirty looks by every other 1K+ poster.

Sorry.

Inspiration has hit:

LoadingReadyQuiz - Three fans of LRR with the capabilities of traveling to Victoria are picked at random from a pool of applicants. Then they compete on a game show hosted by Matt. The winner gets a copy of the season one DVD.

5 second short films: Rapidfire TURBO, comedy so fasGODDAMN, DID YOU JUST SEE THAT!!!

A Small Issue:
Morgan wakes up after a night of heavy drinking and discovers he's missing an arm. He runs around to everyone and they're all mad at him for various things he did while drinking and refuse to help him. Finally, depressed, he goes home and swears to never drink again. Then he realizes his arm was just inside his shirt the entire time. Ending with him saying:
"This calls for a celebration! To the bar!"

So long as the reveal involves Morgan removing his shirt. I don't know why, but it has to.

A journalism conference, as reps for their college newspapers.

Well obviously you'd know that. So can you be even more specific?

They never said specifically. I believe it was in Alberta though.

They did, there's a "great" story about it, and how narrowly Graham might have never met Kathleen at all. Unless I'm going crazy, anyways. Haven't listened to those old podcasts in years.

"going" crazy?

Ha, that zeppelin sailed off long ago.

Shhh now, little Arius. You don't want another visit from Uncle Hindenburg, now do you?

I worked at Circuit City while they were in the process of closing, and I have just listened to your podcast on the microwaves and you talking about the frustrating customer service. I know you did with omilingual, but i think more so. For example when i was working at Circuit City i had a gentleman ask me if i would mind if he walked out of store with a computer would I notice.

Hows about this one:-

Teen Meme Magazine.

Basically the premise is a high powered, fast talking day in the life of Teen Meme Magazine, basically a group of people in a board room making decisions about what to run for the September issue or whatever.

I've got a buttload of dialogue and script rattling around in my head but I just can't be arsed to get it down on the screen so I thought I'd just give a premise here first.

"Lolcats, they're still hot."

"No, remember what happened when we tried to drag out the Dramatic Chipmunk? It turned out to be a fucking gopher."

"How about a new Rickroll? We can take the classic steamboat Mickey cartoon and call it a Mickroll."

"No, no. We'll be up to our ass in drunken hatemail from the Irish."

"I've got it! There's this sketch comedy troupe in Canada. How about this video?"

"It's perfect. We'll call it the Mattroll."

Arius you're obsessed with Fear of Matt! I think you may need to see someone about it. Maybe Matt?

Hows about:

Editor: - Lance you'll be glad to hear that Courage Wolf is still going strong!

*Lance open-hand slaps the guy next to him, leaps up on the table and screams "FUCK YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH*

Dave: *Tearfully but hopeful* What about Depression Dog?

Editor: ...I'm ... sorry Dave.

Daves head sinks towards the desk in a fit of despair.

Meeting LRR - Shows how and how not to act when you meet LRR.

Do: Shake hands.

Do not: Hug for an uncomfortably long time.

Do: Make jokes calling back to old videos.

Do not: Make the joke eighty times.

Do: Approach LRR if you see them on the street or bus.

Do not: Approach LRR if you see them on a bus from the street.

Do: Feel free to use the toilet during your encounter with the LRR

Do Not: Poop in the same room as the LRR unless that room is a public toilet.

The Roast - The crew roasts Graham, but instead of good natured ribbing, it is personal attacks. And whenever he protests, they act offended telling him to learn to take a joke. Finally, he gets angry and leaves, with Matt saying "God it felt good to say that." and everyone agreeing.

Good one for a CHustle Vid.

I am heavily reminded of the Animaniacs bit, "Good Idea, Bad Idea"

Which is a good thing.