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Re: Quick Ideas

Posted: 25 Dec 2009, 19:53
by PenninInk
metcarfre wrote:The Troll is Lavos. The Resident Dick is Allen!. C'mon guys, this is LRR Forums 101. Did you even do the homework?


I, uh...

*uses foot to slide shrink-wrapped text book under the bed*

Yes....

Re: Quick Ideas

Posted: 25 Dec 2009, 19:59
by Master Gunner
Pop-quiz time then: Which crew member was (at least partly) responsible for Ninja Bees?

Re: Quick Ideas

Posted: 25 Dec 2009, 20:07
by PenninInk
Uh...

*glances back and fourth*

Hey, what on Earth is that?!

*scampers*

Re: Quick Ideas

Posted: 25 Dec 2009, 20:40
by Arius
Master Gunner wrote:Pop-quiz time then: Which crew member was (at least partly) responsible for Ninja Bees?

Ms Kathleen.

Re: Quick Ideas

Posted: 25 Dec 2009, 21:19
by Master Gunner
Arius has it. The next question I'll give you a break on: At what (specific) event did Graham and Kathleen meet?

Re: Quick Ideas

Posted: 25 Dec 2009, 21:26
by the amativeness
the amativeness raises his hand, but is immediately given dirty looks by every other 1K+ poster.

Sorry.

Re: Quick Ideas

Posted: 25 Dec 2009, 21:26
by Arius
Inspiration has hit:

LoadingReadyQuiz - Three fans of LRR with the capabilities of traveling to Victoria are picked at random from a pool of applicants. Then they compete on a game show hosted by Matt. The winner gets a copy of the season one DVD.

Re: Quick Ideas

Posted: 07 Jan 2010, 00:07
by epocalypse
5 second short films: Rapidfire TURBO, comedy so fasGODDAMN, DID YOU JUST SEE THAT!!!

Re: Quick Ideas

Posted: 30 Jan 2010, 01:41
by Arius
A Small Issue:
Morgan wakes up after a night of heavy drinking and discovers he's missing an arm. He runs around to everyone and they're all mad at him for various things he did while drinking and refuse to help him. Finally, depressed, he goes home and swears to never drink again. Then he realizes his arm was just inside his shirt the entire time. Ending with him saying:
"This calls for a celebration! To the bar!"

Re: Quick Ideas

Posted: 30 Jan 2010, 10:06
by Master Gunner
So long as the reveal involves Morgan removing his shirt. I don't know why, but it has to.

Re: Quick Ideas

Posted: 30 Jan 2010, 11:25
by tak197
Master Gunner wrote:Arius has it. The next question I'll give you a break on: At what (specific) event did Graham and Kathleen meet?


A journalism conference, as reps for their college newspapers.

Re: Quick Ideas

Posted: 30 Jan 2010, 12:01
by Master Gunner
Well obviously you'd know that. So can you be even more specific?

Re: Quick Ideas

Posted: 30 Jan 2010, 17:01
by tak197
They never said specifically. I believe it was in Alberta though.

Re: Quick Ideas

Posted: 30 Jan 2010, 17:04
by Master Gunner
They did, there's a "great" story about it, and how narrowly Graham might have never met Kathleen at all. Unless I'm going crazy, anyways. Haven't listened to those old podcasts in years.

Re: Quick Ideas

Posted: 31 Jan 2010, 00:20
by Arius
"going" crazy?

Ha, that zeppelin sailed off long ago.

Re: Quick Ideas

Posted: 31 Jan 2010, 09:25
by Master Gunner
Shhh now, little Arius. You don't want another visit from Uncle Hindenburg, now do you?

Customer service

Posted: 04 Feb 2010, 10:50
by Benjamin
I worked at Circuit City while they were in the process of closing, and I have just listened to your podcast on the microwaves and you talking about the frustrating customer service. I know you did with omilingual, but i think more so. For example when i was working at Circuit City i had a gentleman ask me if i would mind if he walked out of store with a computer would I notice.

Re: Quick Ideas

Posted: 09 Feb 2010, 01:42
by Machalllewis
Hows about this one:-

Teen Meme Magazine.

Basically the premise is a high powered, fast talking day in the life of Teen Meme Magazine, basically a group of people in a board room making decisions about what to run for the September issue or whatever.

I've got a buttload of dialogue and script rattling around in my head but I just can't be arsed to get it down on the screen so I thought I'd just give a premise here first.

Re: Quick Ideas

Posted: 09 Feb 2010, 01:49
by Arius
"Lolcats, they're still hot."

"No, remember what happened when we tried to drag out the Dramatic Chipmunk? It turned out to be a fucking gopher."

"How about a new Rickroll? We can take the classic steamboat Mickey cartoon and call it a Mickroll."

"No, no. We'll be up to our ass in drunken hatemail from the Irish."

"I've got it! There's this sketch comedy troupe in Canada. How about this video?"

"It's perfect. We'll call it the Mattroll."

Re: Quick Ideas

Posted: 09 Feb 2010, 01:57
by Machalllewis
Arius you're obsessed with Fear of Matt! I think you may need to see someone about it. Maybe Matt?

Hows about:

Editor: - Lance you'll be glad to hear that Courage Wolf is still going strong!

*Lance open-hand slaps the guy next to him, leaps up on the table and screams "FUCK YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH*

Dave: *Tearfully but hopeful* What about Depression Dog?

Editor: ...I'm ... sorry Dave.

Daves head sinks towards the desk in a fit of despair.

Re: Quick Ideas

Posted: 15 Feb 2010, 23:32
by Arius
Meeting LRR - Shows how and how not to act when you meet LRR.

Do: Shake hands.

Do not: Hug for an uncomfortably long time.

Do: Make jokes calling back to old videos.

Do not: Make the joke eighty times.

Do: Approach LRR if you see them on the street or bus.

Do not: Approach LRR if you see them on a bus from the street.

Re: Quick Ideas

Posted: 16 Feb 2010, 05:51
by Machalllewis
Do: Feel free to use the toilet during your encounter with the LRR

Do Not: Poop in the same room as the LRR unless that room is a public toilet.

Re: Quick Ideas

Posted: 17 Feb 2010, 00:29
by Arius
The Roast - The crew roasts Graham, but instead of good natured ribbing, it is personal attacks. And whenever he protests, they act offended telling him to learn to take a joke. Finally, he gets angry and leaves, with Matt saying "God it felt good to say that." and everyone agreeing.

Re: Quick Ideas

Posted: 17 Feb 2010, 07:13
by Keab42
Arius wrote:The Roast - The crew roasts Graham, but instead of good natured ribbing, it is personal attacks. And whenever he protests, they act offended telling him to learn to take a joke. Finally, he gets angry and leaves, with Matt saying "God it felt good to say that." and everyone agreeing.


Good one for a CHustle Vid.

Re: Quick Ideas

Posted: 19 Feb 2010, 10:29
by Unclever title
Arius wrote:Meeting LRR - Shows how and how not to act when you meet LRR.

Do: Shake hands.

Do not: Hug for an uncomfortably long time.

Do: Make jokes calling back to old videos.

Do not: Make the joke eighty times.

Do: Approach LRR if you see them on the street or bus.

Do not: Approach LRR if you see them on a bus from the street.


I am heavily reminded of the Animaniacs bit, "Good Idea, Bad Idea"

Which is a good thing. :)