Ice Fishing

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britishtwits
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Ice Fishing

Postby britishtwits » 25 Feb 2010, 13:31

I don't usually write scripts for other people but here ya go:

(Set on a frozen pond. Camera follows host, who walks toward ice fishing camp as he talks.)

HOST: Hi and welcome to another edition of 'Hobbies of Losers who Think They're Cool.'

(Man with beard in flannel shirt comes forward towards the camera.)

I have with me Bill Novle here to explain the not-so-brilliant art... of ice fishing. Bill explain to me what is happening here.

BILL In redneck accent: Well, we get our lines, ya see, and we set em in this. This is called the Bass hole. (gestures to ice fishing spot)

HOST: Oh yes I see.

BILL: Now we just wait for a-- OH SWEET MOTHER OF ****!

HOST: What?

BILL (calm and serious): I don't know.

HOST: Now tell me what we're hoping to find here.
[i](Camera zooms out to show Bill snoring in a lawn chair on the ice.)

HOST: Well I guess thats all there is too it.

Just and idea. I didn't have much time so add some stuff on to it.
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Lord Chrusher
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Re: Ice Fishing

Postby Lord Chrusher » 25 Feb 2010, 16:41

One small problem: it never gets cold enough in Victoria to freeze a body of water of any size.

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Re: Ice Fishing

Postby Machalllewis » 25 Feb 2010, 17:01

Also that I don't get it. Ice Fishing is kinda boring I guess. Other hobbies also seem to be boring from the outside. Ice fishing, Stamp collecting, Butterfly collecting, Hiking, Juggling, Clock Making, Fishing in general etc etc. Being a dick about it doesn't really seem that hilarious in my own mind. But this might just be me.
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Re: Ice Fishing

Postby Metcarfre » 27 Feb 2010, 15:52

Episode 2; Video Games

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Not so funny now, eh?
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