I don't usually write scripts for other people but here ya go:
(Set on a frozen pond. Camera follows host, who walks toward ice fishing camp as he talks.)
HOST: Hi and welcome to another edition of 'Hobbies of Losers who Think They're Cool.'
(Man with beard in flannel shirt comes forward towards the camera.)
I have with me Bill Novle here to explain the not-so-brilliant art... of ice fishing. Bill explain to me what is happening here.
BILL In redneck accent: Well, we get our lines, ya see, and we set em in this. This is called the Bass hole. (gestures to ice fishing spot)
HOST: Oh yes I see.
BILL: Now we just wait for a-- OH SWEET MOTHER OF ****!
HOST: What?
BILL (calm and serious): I don't know.
HOST: Now tell me what we're hoping to find here.
[i](Camera zooms out to show Bill snoring in a lawn chair on the ice.)
HOST: Well I guess thats all there is too it.
Just and idea. I didn't have much time so add some stuff on to it.
Ice Fishing
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Re: Ice Fishing
One small problem: it never gets cold enough in Victoria to freeze a body of water of any size.
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Re: Ice Fishing
Also that I don't get it. Ice Fishing is kinda boring I guess. Other hobbies also seem to be boring from the outside. Ice fishing, Stamp collecting, Butterfly collecting, Hiking, Juggling, Clock Making, Fishing in general etc etc. Being a dick about it doesn't really seem that hilarious in my own mind. But this might just be me.
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