CrapShots idea

[Malcairad]

CrapShots Idea

This a CrapShots idea I was wondering if you could run with it. A research scientist is awaiting grant approval for his research. He is being reviewed by a person who would determine if this research is worthy of his monetary donation. I picture Cam as the grant money giver investigating Ian as the research scientist.

Grant Moneygiver: “Why should you receive my money?”

Research scientist: “It is known fact people are right handed or left handed, right eye or left eye dominant, and even right foot or left foot first.”

Grant Moneygiver: “Of course, and what is your research about?”

Research scientist: “Breasts.”

Grant Moneygiver: “Come again?”

Research scientist: “I am researching the breasts of pregnant and nursing women to see if there is a dominant breast. Which one will produce first milk, more milk, and/or better milk?”

Grant Moneygiver: “And what results have you achieved thus far?”

Research Scientist: “Inconclusive. It appears women do not like their baby’s milk drunk for science.”

Fin

[mikeyjh]

whether they could run with it or not the ending is funny.