So, this just wrote itself in my head on the way home - hopefully it's workable...
INT PUBG AIRPLANE
Person 1: Can't wait - chicken dinner, here I come!
Person 2: And all the other things that come with it!
Person 1: What do you mean - what other things?
Person 2: What do YOU mean, "what other things"? Why are you here?
Person 1: To get the chicken dinner. I'm hoping for rotisserie white meat.
Person 2: Wait - you entered a battle TO THE DEATH with a HUNDRED other people just to get a chicken dinner?
Person 1: Yep. Benny's Nuggets was closed for renovations this last week, and I had a really serious craving today. They open up again tomorrow, but you know how cravings can be.
Person 2: Don't you live just outside of, like, the biggest city in three hundred miles?
Person 1: Yeah...
Person 2: And isn't that city full of very good restaurants, many of them serving chicken?
Person 1: Yeah...what's your point?
Person 2: So, why didn't you just drive ten minutes into the city and go to a different chicken joint?
Person 1: Are you some kind of lunatic? That's way too much trouble! (JUMPS OUT OF THE AIRPLANE)
EDIT: Changed the last word from "effort" to "trouble."
PUBG Machinima Crapshot idea
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Re: PUBG Machinima Crapshot idea
Quick casting thought, if they ever decide to do this one...
Person 1 played by Kate Stark, and Person 2 played by Graham Stark.
Person 1 played by Kate Stark, and Person 2 played by Graham Stark.
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