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BWA HA HA HA HA
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BWA HA HA HA HA
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That many???
This was Awesome! I think it was definitely the great performances all round that made the skit. The snappy editing worked well too. To the point comedy every clip.
[Edit: I need to remember to read before I post. I wrote pretty much exactly what Lyinginbedmon wrote. I just get so excited!
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[Edit: I need to remember to read before I post. I wrote pretty much exactly what Lyinginbedmon wrote. I just get so excited!
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Brad and Alex: Brilliant!
Kathleen: Soon to be featured at the Victoria. B.C. Gun Show.
Paul: Hilarious! (and note, only something he could pull off beardless)
Graham: Amazing, as always.
Ray: Campy as hell, I approve.
Kathleen: Soon to be featured at the Victoria. B.C. Gun Show.
Paul: Hilarious! (and note, only something he could pull off beardless)
Graham: Amazing, as always.
Ray: Campy as hell, I approve.
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....Metal Gear?
But seriously, that cigar tasted like dried cinnamon dogshit.
I actually like how Graham used ALL the cuts where I'm cocking the pistol - it makes it more like one of those retarded action movies. At some point I want to feature a merc who keeps racking the pump on his shotgun for emphasis, only to realize later that he's ejected all his ammo in the process..
But seriously, that cigar tasted like dried cinnamon dogshit.
I actually like how Graham used ALL the cuts where I'm cocking the pistol - it makes it more like one of those retarded action movies. At some point I want to feature a merc who keeps racking the pump on his shotgun for emphasis, only to realize later that he's ejected all his ammo in the process..
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Tim wrote:...
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BWA HA HA HA HA
I was thinking about this after I posted it, and I had come back and say...
Textual laughter is so much less satisfying.
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Hooray, more Brad!! You seriously need to utilize his availability more. He's not that far away, right?
Kathleen & Alex make stellar mercenaries. And here with the preview pic I thought the video would be about a gym. Their performance was great & their over-the-top enthusiasm really made the video. About the only thing I can suggest at the moment would be to have Graham turn his head to the side when addressing Paul at the end to indicate a different character was present. That, & the silly wig looked more like a silly wig & not so much like a character with bad hair. I'm not sure what you were trying to do with that.
Kathleen & Alex make stellar mercenaries. And here with the preview pic I thought the video would be about a gym. Their performance was great & their over-the-top enthusiasm really made the video. About the only thing I can suggest at the moment would be to have Graham turn his head to the side when addressing Paul at the end to indicate a different character was present. That, & the silly wig looked more like a silly wig & not so much like a character with bad hair. I'm not sure what you were trying to do with that.
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Loved it.
I like how Jer with the mask and helmet doesn't quite look like Jer, but the other soldier that overthrew Ray is clearly Mr. VanHumbek.
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Addendum: The flavor text for cHustle 4 actually fits this video pretty well. "Sometimes life throws a problem at you that's too big for you to solve yourself. Sometimes it's a great idea to get a friend to help you with your problem. Sometimes."
I like how Jer with the mask and helmet doesn't quite look like Jer, but the other soldier that overthrew Ray is clearly Mr. VanHumbek.
~Alja~
Addendum: The flavor text for cHustle 4 actually fits this video pretty well. "Sometimes life throws a problem at you that's too big for you to solve yourself. Sometimes it's a great idea to get a friend to help you with your problem. Sometimes."
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Wow...beardless Paul makes a great wimp. Just like bearded Paul made a great badass.
How's the reasonable facsimile coming along, by the way?
Also, the "Yakuza" discussion was amazing, I loved it. XD
How's the reasonable facsimile coming along, by the way?
Also, the "Yakuza" discussion was amazing, I loved it. XD
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Everyone, particularly Raymond, looks awesome. I like the way it sort of threw back to the old Dictator video. Also, Kane and Crawthorn: T-shirt.
Kane and Crawthorn
MERCENARY SOLUTIONS
Formerly Kane, Crowthorn & Postlewaite: Mercenary Solutions & Decoupage
Camman-don'ts
->Children under 3 months
->Endangered species (low resale value)
->No CFC's in our FAEs
->No crippled Nuns (other cripples ok)
->No hits on Arbor Day
->Working for chumps
Kane and Crawthorn
MERCENARY SOLUTIONS
Formerly Kane, Crowthorn & Postlewaite: Mercenary Solutions & Decoupage
Camman-don'ts
->Children under 3 months
->Endangered species (low resale value)
->No CFC's in our FAEs
->No crippled Nuns (other cripples ok)
->No hits on Arbor Day
->Working for chumps
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But, "No easy marks" wasn't on the command don'ts list..
Command Don'ts
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Children under 3 months
Endangered Species
No CFC's in our FAEs (which by the way.. what??)
No Crippled Nuns
No hits on Arbor Day
Working for Chumps
And isn't that a double negative? So you only can kill crippled nuns on Arbor day?
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Command Don'ts
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Children under 3 months
Endangered Species
No CFC's in our FAEs (which by the way.. what??)
No Crippled Nuns
No hits on Arbor Day
Working for Chumps
And isn't that a double negative? So you only can kill crippled nuns on Arbor day?
</that guy>
Hey, now I know who to call if I ever need hitmen. They're just my style!
Paul at the end rocked. I didn't notice that he was still beardless!
I loved Alex lighting his cigar at the end with the torch that he lit with the lighter.
And Ray, it's time to get a haircut when you look more feminine than Kathleen.
Paul at the end rocked. I didn't notice that he was still beardless!
I loved Alex lighting his cigar at the end with the torch that he lit with the lighter.
And Ray, it's time to get a haircut when you look more feminine than Kathleen.
Only chumps ask for easy marks. Graham's character was asking for an easy mark, and was thus a chump.gobobgo82 wrote:But, "No easy marks" wasn't on the command don'ts list..
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gobobgo82 wrote:But, "No easy marks" wasn't on the command don'ts list..
Command Don'ts
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Children under 3 months
Endangered Species
No CFC's in our FAEs (which by the way.. what??)
No Crippled Nuns
No hits on Arbor Day
Working for Chumps
And isn't that a double negative? So you only can kill crippled nuns on Arbor day?
</that guy>
It's not a double negative, just a poorly syntaxed list. They don't kill Crippled Nuns ever. They also don't kill anyone on Arbor Day.
As for FAEs, those are Fuel Air Explosives, also known as Thermobaric Weapons. They use atmospheric oxygen instead of carrying their own oxiders onboard. They're more powerful than convential bombs as a result.
~Alja~
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