03 - Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

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03 - Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

Postby Kathleen » 08 Jun 2011, 08:20

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/ ... ew-Zealand

Wherein I attempt the worst New Zealand accent of all time, and Alex and I get waaaaaaay too out of hand.
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Re: 02 - Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

Postby Yaxley » 08 Jun 2011, 08:28

It's amazing how much funnier hats are when you quick cut to someone wearing one and then cut away just as quickly.

Anyone want to take bets on what THIS HAT will be next week?
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Re: 02 - Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

Postby GreigKM » 08 Jun 2011, 08:39

The Great Vagnini! That's going in the best names ever pile.
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Re: 02 - Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

Postby the_lone_bard » 08 Jun 2011, 08:46

Was alex's next trick pulling a rear admirable out of his hat?
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Re: 02 - Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

Postby An Evil Herbivore » 08 Jun 2011, 09:10

Best FD yet. I'm still waiting to see that live murder, though.

Also, could I get the actual spelling of that guy's last name? I'm curious.
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Re: 02 - Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

Postby Mowinckel » 08 Jun 2011, 09:11

there are 2 mistakes in this feed dump:
1 the prisoners don't smoke cock... they huff dong!!!

2... Ø is a real letter... and it is not just an O... so the Nørds is pronounced closer to nerds that norths

also the nearly complete magic trick KILLED me... so funny
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Re: 02 - Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

Postby Slack Mesa » 08 Jun 2011, 09:22

Funniest episode yet! I was tempted to LMAO, but that would have required a trip to the hospital for A reattachment, and I'm kind of busy today.

Shouldn't the title of this thread be "03 - Smoking Carrots in New Zealand," by the way? Also, with just two digits for the episode number, what happens after 99? Is there an upcoming apocalypse you haven't told us about?!
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Re: 02 - Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

Postby Valliac » 08 Jun 2011, 09:31

Why is he British?

Because Hat. That's why.

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Re: 02 - Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

Postby Crimson Chin » 08 Jun 2011, 09:36

http://www.tf2items.com/id/onlyyoucanseeme
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Re: 02 - Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

Postby ThrashJazzAssassin » 08 Jun 2011, 10:13

Best yet!

I like the segment titles. Having them either be unique to the episode or have some kind of continuity with a previous episode is a neat idea and adds an extra chortle to the already impressive rate of chortles per minute.

Chortles.

Chortling chortles!

Chortle is a fun word.

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Re: 02 - Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

Postby Drinnik » 08 Jun 2011, 10:59

I'm glad you kept it as Paul and Matt guessing, it's a nice gag.

Also, I can't find anything else to say other than I enjoyed it, and that's not very constructive...
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Re: 02 - Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

Postby JustAName » 08 Jun 2011, 11:12

Nice callbacks.

"Someone's going to have to change."
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Re: 02 - Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

Postby RLYoshi » 08 Jun 2011, 11:30

Out of EVERY single news story you guys talk about in Whatever Thing, Phailhaus, and Feed Dump, only ONE of them I knew about before you told it, and that was this episode's Facebook party screw-up (it was on Yahoo! news and Yahoo! is my homepage because I'm too lazy to change it).

Also, someone else pointed this out but the forum title is wrong - it should be 03, not 02.

Lastly, the stinger provided more laughs than I have EVER HAD. Just hearing Graham say "Fleet Admirable" over and over again, getting more and more frustrated as time goes on, made me facepalm, headdesk, and nosepunch. I then threw my wallet and keys into a river.
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Re: 03 - Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

Postby General Michi » 08 Jun 2011, 12:38

That had me laughing for ages folks, keep 'em coming :)

Also, epic throwbacks are epic.
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Re: 03 - Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

Postby Nanosauromo » 08 Jun 2011, 12:55

Was that a callback to The Whatever Thing I heard? One of Us Has to Change?
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Re: 03 - Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

Postby Master Gunner » 08 Jun 2011, 12:59

Congratulations, you managed to give me a Glasgow Smile over the internet!

Seriously, that was so funny it actually hurts.
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Re: 03 - Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

Postby Slack Mesa » 08 Jun 2011, 13:01

Oh, and for the record, "Rear Admirable" is my Sir Mix-A-Lot cover band.
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Re: 03 - Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

Postby JustAName » 08 Jun 2011, 13:02

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Re: 03 - Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

Postby ecks » 08 Jun 2011, 14:32

Much enjoyed, as usual. I know you probably don't want to put too much into the after credits segments, but a "Graham has trouble saying admirable ... admirable ...fuck ... admiral" jingle to intro that would have been greatness^infinity.

Also too bad this story came out too late for this week and will probably be well known by next week, because it has "wtf" and "pheed dump" written all over it.
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Re: 03 - Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

Postby Gap Filler » 08 Jun 2011, 14:37

Fez hat, pith hat. Fez hat, pith hat...
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Re: 03 - Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

Postby PlasmaCow » 08 Jun 2011, 15:05

I've very much enjoyed Feed Dump, but this is the first to have me bursting out laughing multiple times =D
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Re: 03 - Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

Postby Preacher » 08 Jun 2011, 15:27

Best episode by far, proven that my keyboard is now covered in cookie crumbs and pepsi max
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Re: 03 - Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

Postby Drinnik » 08 Jun 2011, 16:05

I'm also glad that Kathleen's New Zealand accent is as convincing as my Scouse accent, proving that just because you're from an area doesn't mean you can do the accent.
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Re: 03 - Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

Postby JackSlack » 08 Jun 2011, 16:48

Awesome stuff. Seriously, that one made me laugh my head off. Feed Dump is best with Kathleen, it would seem.
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Re: 03 - Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 08 Jun 2011, 17:44

Alex and Kathleen: COMEDY. GOLD.
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