33 - Terrorist Salad Bar
33 - Terrorist Salad Bar
It would take you longer to build a tower of salad than it would to eat it.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/feed-dump/5214-Terrorist-Salad-Bar
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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/feed-dump/5214-Terrorist-Salad-Bar
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Yay! You guys used my hat right away and remembered the story behind it. Thank you for dealing with my tired awkwardness interacting with you. I really had no idea I didn't actually indicate that I was giving you the hat.
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Wi-Fi weighing scales? What's next? Wi-Fi mirrors with facial recognition that tell your followers who's currently in your bathroom?
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I seem to remember the Zeep-zoop story from Twitter earlier this week. Surprised no one mentioned the Scat-man.
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No no, WiFi enabled toilets that report on the quantity and consistency of your poops.Vigafre wrote:Wi-Fi weighing scales? What's next? Wi-Fi mirrors with facial recognition that tell your followers who's currently in your bathroom?
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Without the immediate twitter broadcast that could actually be valuable medical data xD
Adulthood can go fuck itself.
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Lisra wrote:Without the immediate twitter broadcast that could actually be valuable medical data xD
depends who follows you on twitter.
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Wi-Fi enabled shower door sensors that let everybody, including and especially home invaders, know when your naked and defenseless.
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Paul was on fire in this episode!
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Graham wrote:No no, WiFi enabled toilets that report on the quantity and consistency of your poops.Vigafre wrote:Wi-Fi weighing scales? What's next? Wi-Fi mirrors with facial recognition that tell your followers who's currently in your bathroom?
They kind of already have that... it just tweets it only to your doctor
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/world/2010-08/27/content_11211274.htm
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Add some OCR software and you're on to a win...Graham wrote:No no, WiFi enabled toilets that report on the quantity and consistency of your poops.Vigafre wrote:Wi-Fi weighing scales? What's next? Wi-Fi mirrors with facial recognition that tell your followers who's currently in your bathroom?
While no one overhear you quickly tell me not cow cow.
but how about watch phone?
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but how about watch phone?
[he/him/his]
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Wi-Fi enabled showers that measure how much water you've used and tweets it to your followers.
That'd actually be kinda useful. Or terrible.
That'd actually be kinda useful. Or terrible.
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A lot of these things would be quite useful in some specific situations. Like if you had a vested interest in your water usage, or had a poop-related medical problem that needed documenting. Not so much for common use, though.
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I had actually seen the Zoopity-bop-bop-bop thing before this episode. When I saw the headline before I read it, I assumed it was somehow related to Bill Cosby. Luckily, it wasn't.
But it was weird.
But it was weird.
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Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I'm JackSlack, with Action 9 News, reporting to you from inside the operations center.
The... the operating center. At the hospital. I have this nerve ending thing. Still, the prep work may have made this report late, but the report will always come. Dammit, doc. Don't you anaesthetize me. I have a job to do!
Yes, so do you. I get that.
What I don't get is the role of the Graham force this week. Dude, what the hell? The Graham force pulled a QUINTUPLE shot. Shots 10-15. All Graham. That's ridiculous, and catching! Paul pulled a sets of quadruple shots as well! Man. There's something in the arm. I mean, in the waaater OK wow I'm hazy let's go to the count by count.
As we can see NADA is goin' on a RAMPAGE it is. Four weeks of continuous growth baby! NPEW is goin' up but nobody thinks it's going to go anywhere eh right and SPEC is on a slow decline. HATS is crashed, man. Look at this haturation. It's all safe and stuff.
It's not been that safe for a month, man. All low.
Until next week, I'm some guy at a place with your stuff.
The... the operating center. At the hospital. I have this nerve ending thing. Still, the prep work may have made this report late, but the report will always come. Dammit, doc. Don't you anaesthetize me. I have a job to do!
Yes, so do you. I get that.
What I don't get is the role of the Graham force this week. Dude, what the hell? The Graham force pulled a QUINTUPLE shot. Shots 10-15. All Graham. That's ridiculous, and catching! Paul pulled a sets of quadruple shots as well! Man. There's something in the arm. I mean, in the waaater OK wow I'm hazy let's go to the count by count.
As we can see NADA is goin' on a RAMPAGE it is. Four weeks of continuous growth baby! NPEW is goin' up but nobody thinks it's going to go anywhere eh right and SPEC is on a slow decline. HATS is crashed, man. Look at this haturation. It's all safe and stuff.
It's not been that safe for a month, man. All low.
Until next week, I'm some guy at a place with your stuff.
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I did note that the James-hat correlation was unusually low this week.
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This is probably my favourite one yet. I laughed out loud more than thrice.
Thank you for the funny!
Thank you for the funny!
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Graham wrote:No no, WiFi enabled toilets that report on the quantity and consistency of your poops.Vigafre wrote:Wi-Fi weighing scales? What's next? Wi-Fi mirrors with facial recognition that tell your followers who's currently in your bathroom?
Would that be your Dump feed?
I am very disappointed that no one said this yet.
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You hear that Khoo? We're almost better than the comic!
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You hear that Khoo? We're almost better than the comic!
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Lord Hosk wrote:Would that be your Dump feed?
Game over. You win and lose simultaneously.
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Lord Hosk should get out of my cult.
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I was in your cult? is it one of those castration cults, cause im not ok with that.
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ElementalAlchemist wrote:I had actually seen the Zoopity-bop-bop-bop thing before this episode.
Me, too -- in the local paper. And the video game thieves who accidentally called 911, from two weeks ago? Also local.
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Feed Dump has more hats than Team Fortress 2, at this point.
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