The Gay Chicken
The Gay Chicken
In this episode of Commodore Hustle, an all-out war erupts over a roommate situation.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/loadingreadyrun/1712-The-Gay-Chicken
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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/loadingreadyrun/1712-The-Gay-Chicken
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I guess Drewmo was right. Naked doesn't solve problems.
Also, Kathleen's cat didn't make it into the credits, when it actually did appear in the video. FOR SHAME!
Also, Kathleen's cat didn't make it into the credits, when it actually did appear in the video. FOR SHAME!
"Flat beer or a lumpy mattress. Take your pick."
"I'd prefer a flat mattress."
"Hmm.. Well, it could be done.. If I take the lumps out of the mattress, and put them in the beer, you'd have a flat mattress and a lumpy beer!"
"I'd prefer a flat mattress."
"Hmm.. Well, it could be done.. If I take the lumps out of the mattress, and put them in the beer, you'd have a flat mattress and a lumpy beer!"
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This is a whole new kind of awesome. Especially since I have a red-headed friend who reminds me of Bill, and HE's the one who posted a link to this on Facebook.
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Note: in Ireland 'ye' is used as the plural of 'you'. It rather neatly avoids confusion online.
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Note: in Ireland 'ye' is used as the plural of 'you'. It rather neatly avoids confusion online.
"Your accent is...ubiquitous."
-Graham Stark
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Brilliant, Bill and Morgan always play well off each other. Very very funny.
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Oh my god one of the best cHustle's in a while. Holy Crap It's BILL! He did come back for cHustle he really really did!
But seriously the ending was great. "I lost Gay Chicken" Damn, son just got served.
But seriously the ending was great. "I lost Gay Chicken" Damn, son just got served.
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I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Very disturbing, but I couldn't look away. Bravo.
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Brilliant! Uncomfortable... and... arousing... but brilliant! Bill looks like he keeps getting younger. Has he been checked for that?
Also, you guys seem to be giving Pathfinder a lot of free props in there
Also, you guys seem to be giving Pathfinder a lot of free props in there
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So apparently in CH continuity Morgan is not "the worst homosexual" although he might still have latent homosexual tenancies.
I wish I could have been in the room when graham was writing this and had to type out:
"Morgan hands Bill the blender then firmly grabs his balls"
In fact most of this I would find weird and awkward to write
I wish I could have been in the room when graham was writing this and had to type out:
"Morgan hands Bill the blender then firmly grabs his balls"
In fact most of this I would find weird and awkward to write
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I feel like graham, alex, kathleen, and cat would be a workable sitcom.
I also like the through-the-legs shots, and the fact that bill and morgan use pillows while sitting on the couch, as a sort of extension.
I also like the through-the-legs shots, and the fact that bill and morgan use pillows while sitting on the couch, as a sort of extension.
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This was great. One of my favourite CommodoreHUSTLEs so far this season.
It'll still take some time getting used to episodes with fewer plotlines but this one seemed to go well, despite being seven minutes in one direction. I laughed plenty. I'll see if it still works with multiple viewings.
One thing I did a dry spit-take for was when Alex, Kathleen & (is that Annika?) leaned into the doorway. Was that done with camera tricks? Because it looks like there's only about eight inches for them to lean from between the doorway & outside wall.
Also, I'm surprised no one else has said this yet,
HOORAY! IT'S BILL!
It'll still take some time getting used to episodes with fewer plotlines but this one seemed to go well, despite being seven minutes in one direction. I laughed plenty. I'll see if it still works with multiple viewings.
One thing I did a dry spit-take for was when Alex, Kathleen & (is that Annika?) leaned into the doorway. Was that done with camera tricks? Because it looks like there's only about eight inches for them to lean from between the doorway & outside wall.
Also, I'm surprised no one else has said this yet,
HOORAY! IT'S BILL!
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You just too gay chicken to the exterme. And it was awesome.
And Bill as well, the man who makes me feel normal sized.. I do love your series.
Also I hope that the stinger is a foreshaodw to another ISC.
And Bill as well, the man who makes me feel normal sized.. I do love your series.
Also I hope that the stinger is a foreshaodw to another ISC.
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Hell yes! CHustle! *Dances*
Made me giggle throughout. Laughed extra hard at the bit when Alex, Kathleen and the Cat lean out of the door. The cat did a great job of acting
Made me giggle throughout. Laughed extra hard at the bit when Alex, Kathleen and the Cat lean out of the door. The cat did a great job of acting
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Funny this came out on International Day Against Homophobia. On purpose or no?
Anyways, nice to see Bill back. Good episode.
Anyways, nice to see Bill back. Good episode.
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1. ZOMG BILL
2. This is what I was hoping cH would be in the shorter form. This one doesn't really center around either Paul or Graham, but everyone else. That's neat, AND we get some interaction between Bill and Tally, which I don't think has been done before.
3. I'm almost certain Morgan must have actually flapped el in that middle scene. Can anyone confirm?
4. Awesome stinger.
2. This is what I was hoping cH would be in the shorter form. This one doesn't really center around either Paul or Graham, but everyone else. That's neat, AND we get some interaction between Bill and Tally, which I don't think has been done before.
3. I'm almost certain Morgan must have actually flapped el in that middle scene. Can anyone confirm?
4. Awesome stinger.
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I'm tempted to draw Wesley the Bard
Edit: Which do you guys prefer?
Or
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Wow, its been far too long since one of your videos had me doubled over and crying with laughter. So much win!
My favorite part is the whole Geneva Convention bit. Especially with "... and the draft." lol
Also loved the cat.
My favorite part is the whole Geneva Convention bit. Especially with "... and the draft." lol
Also loved the cat.
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I like how Tally was just trying to help Bills role playing experience and ended up helping to win the gay war for him.It was very sweet but ultimately lead to grossness.
Also, dyu think Morgans gonna get that loads if he ever goes to conventions or tries couch surfing the fans again?
Also, dyu think Morgans gonna get that loads if he ever goes to conventions or tries couch surfing the fans again?
Nothing to see here.
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So, while you can't do another video about ball kicking, ever, ball cupping is fine?
Annika is the black one; Khavren was the one in the video. The one who likes ice cream.Evil Jim wrote:One thing I did a dry spit-take for was when Alex, Kathleen & (is that Annika?) leaned into the doorway.
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Vigafre wrote:Funny this came out on International Day Against Homophobia. On purpose or no?
As a forum homo, I think this video demonstrates how to responsibly use homophobia for the benefit of all... except Morgan.
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Evil Jim wrote:Also, I'm surprised no one else has said this yet,
HOORAY! IT'S BILL!
I wrote:Holy Crap It's BILL! He did come back for cHustle he really really did!
While I didn't say those words directly I did express my jubilations regarding Bill's return. Maybe It wasn't enough...
HOLY SHIT IT"S BILL!!! HE"S SO COOL
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Great episode!
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Well, whoever said brilliant and awkward certainly had the awkward part right... brilliant too, but lots of awkward. Loved the camera style in this one, I don't know how to describe it, but the close-up shots of Jer in the first scene post-intro looked really cool, and very professional. All in all, very funny, especially as someone with friends who have played gay chicken pretty close to this far (minus the part banned by the Geneva convention :p).
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aeric90 wrote:Brilliant! Uncomfortable... and... arousing... but brilliant! Bill looks like he keeps getting younger. Has he been checked for that?
This was pretty much my mileage. Good show!
At first I thought Morgan was still sporting remnants of the Desert Bus Mohawk. Haha!
Expert camera work, too. Never thought I'd be saying this, but the between-the-legs shots on Morgan and Bill were perfect.
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Ottoman wrote:So, while you can't do another video about ball kicking, ever, ball cupping is fine?Annika is the black one; Khavren was the one in the video. The one who likes ice cream.Evil Jim wrote:One thing I did a dry spit-take for was when Alex, Kathleen & (is that Annika?) leaned into the doorway.
How do you people know these things!? I've watched Just about every video that is on the sight and 90% of the podcasts and I have no idea what the cats names are, let alone their likes and dislikes.
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Wow.
Just wow.
I mean... that was so...
wow.
Just wow.
I mean... that was so...
wow.
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