Jumper: Griffin's Story

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Jumper: Griffin's Story

Postby Graham » 02 Aug 2010, 11:02

And, to no one's surprise, a movie-license video game wasn't very good.

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Re: Jumper: Griffin's Story

Postby Emperor Gum » 02 Aug 2010, 12:11

1. did this one come out late or was it just me?
2. same as last week, awkward pause between G&P last line and credits
3. I know we were missing the fights, but that seemed almost comically disjointed to me
4. general lol
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Re: Jumper: Griffin's Story

Postby Yamazuya » 02 Aug 2010, 14:24

I was so hoping I wouldn't have to see this again. Though strangely enough, you made it bareable. I do feel like the really horrible games, as in, not even so bad it's funny, do pull you guys down with them.
Might be an air of "bleh" about those games in general.
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Re: Jumper: Griffin's Story

Postby King Kool » 02 Aug 2010, 20:38

Holy shit. I can't believe anyone even remembered this game. I thought all copies of this game made it to New Mexico by now.
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Re: Jumper: Griffin's Story

Postby Drinnik » 03 Aug 2010, 06:13

I almost had to turn it off. It was an abortion of a cutscene. Cheap, nasty and unentertaining.

Only G+P kept me going.
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Re: Jumper: Griffin's Story

Postby Mighty Magnus » 09 Aug 2010, 09:06

Good God, that game both looked and sounded bad.
Graham and Paul, playing these crap games so we don't have to.
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Re: Jumper: Griffin's Story

Postby wartjr2373 » 01 Sep 2010, 07:34

The premise of teleporting around to fight enemies could have been so good, too. And Firefox tells me teleporting isn't a word? Blasphemy!
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