Mercenary Solutions 3

[Matt]

Even the world's most badass soldiers of fortune have occasional money trouble.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/loadingreadyrun/2111-Mercenary-Solutions-3
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[LoNinjaSword]

I tried speaking that like once. I pretty much ruptured my throat....so, eh kudos!

[Furdabip]

LIES! It was neither C4 OR cookie dough! It was clearly bread dough! My whole world is collapsing now!

[Kathleen]

We couldn't find any cookie dough that wasn't studded with chocolate chips!

[Drinnik]

The burning dong line was the funniest thing I've heard all day.

[Matt]

LIES! It was neither C4 OR cookie dough! It was clearly bread dough! My whole world is collapsing now!

to be fair, it was actually pizza dough.

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[RytelCSF]

We couldn't find any cookie dough that wasn't studded with chocolate chips!

And why wouldn't you want your C4 studded with chocolate chips?

[Furdabip]

to be fair, it was actually pizza dough.

-m

Phew. Now I can rest peacefully at night.

[Tim]

LIES! It was neither C4 OR cookie dough! It was clearly bread dough! My whole world is collapsing now!

to be fair, it was actually pizza dough.

-m

So why not make the line, "This isn't C4; it's pizza dough!"

Not as funny?


The first video I knew nothing about before it went live! I liked it!

[Emperor Gum]

3 > 1 > 2

This was fantastic, the "burnt dong" joke in particular. I couldn't quite catch the name of Alex's cat in Kathleen's (improved) sandpaper voice, though.

[Ottoman]

3 > 1 > 2

The original is still my favourite, but it is indeed great to see Kane & Crowthorne return in a properly made video.

Fun fact: ₫1000 is about 5¢ Canadian.

[Tapir12]

Very good stuff I think I must have missed entry #2 somewhere along the way so I'll have to go back and look for it. I thought to pacing was well done. Poor North Korea.

Also, couldn't you have made cookie dough without chocolate chips?

[16bitgamer]

Please make "This isn't C4, it's cookie dough. Score!" into a shirt, I find in hilarious.

[Lisra]

I really like those two characters.. and was very entertained.

[Yaxley]

I also really enjoy these characters. I'll be looking forward to Mercenary Solutions 4: This Time It's Personal (But Still Kind of About the Money Too).

[Metcarfre]

Pretty good. Kathleen's really reaching on the voice though.

Liked the phone.

[Snowman]

LRR has quite a collection of firearms.

[WAYF]

I really liked how Alex was just disarming the bomb like it was an everyday occurrence.

And Kathleen's defences for why they don't owe these people all the money ("But we also blew up the RIGHT embassy!") were priceless.

And was that a reference to James's character in The Job?

All in all, that was brilliant, the entire way through. Somehow putting mercenaries for hire through a pile of paperwork turns the boring into the hilarious.

[tak197]

"Perez Hilton needs to disappear? I'll do that one for free. I can whack him on Saturday after I pick my cat up from the vet."

WIN!

[Mighty Magnus]

Ahhh, Kane & Crowthorne, you mad pair of mercenaries. How I love you so .

Corporal Hungry Wiskers and 'burnt dong'......, lol, well done all.

[elvor]

Awesome. Simply awesome. Alex wins again.

[Keab42]

Corporal Hungry Whiskers. Thanks, I couldn't make out what it was apart from <rank> <adjective> whiskers.

Does this mean in MS4 we get to see one of Kathleen's cats wearing an eye-patch?

[tak197]

Does this mean in MS4 we get to see one of Kathleen's cats wearing an eye-patch?

DEAR GOD YES! KATHLEEN, THIS HAS TO HAPPEN! Even if it's a 4 second cutaway, I will be happy panda if this happens.

[AK4186]

Good video.

I'm sure I've asked this before, but I can't recall getting an answer but which is Kane and which is Crowthorne?

Always wondered that.

[iamafish]

I loved the new steveland reference. Took a few second to get, but awesome when it did click.