Vanquish Part 2

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Vanquish Part 2

Postby Matt » 03 Jan 2011, 11:51

"Vanquish" sounds better than "Space Russians vs the Robot Men", right?

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/2598-Vanquish-Part-2

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Re: Vanquish Part 2

Postby Mighty Magnus » 03 Jan 2011, 13:37

If part 1 wasn't epic enough for all you peeps, well, bugger me sideways with a stiff brush, part 2 is about as overly epic-looking as it can get while not running off, grabbing the nearest sports car, hot female, cuban cigar and machine gun, then driving the whole lot off an exploding ramp made of the bodies of your enemies!!! RAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Although, I still can't say the game makes me reeeaaalllyyy want to play it....
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Re: Vanquish Part 2

Postby thunderkatz » 03 Jan 2011, 15:00

yo dawg, i heard you like spaceships, so we put spaceships in your spaceships in your spaceships so you can... fight space russians?
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Re: Vanquish Part 2

Postby Flewellyn » 03 Jan 2011, 20:32

Space Norwegians, or aliens, or...

THE DUTCH! AGAIN!

Also, to be fair, the giant orbital space laser is actually (from what the Wikipedia article said) an O'Neill style space station, which is many kilometers long AND several wide. That would have plenty of room for your smaller ships to crash without damaging much.

But still...space Russians, huh?

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