Cursed Crusade

[Matt]

Is it just the crusade that cursed? Because this game seems kind of cursed too.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/5267-Cursed-Crusade

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[chif-ii]

...Wait, is there even a combat tutorial in the game?

[iamafish]

oh boy. That was baaaad. From a game design point of view, from a storytelling point of view and from a historical point of view. I need a shower

[Avistew]

Great, now I miss French bakeries. Good job.

[Geoff_B]

So many bobbing heads! It's like Doom Bobble Head guy from last week taken up to eleven!

[Vigafre]

Reminded me more of Red vs. Blue, but you know, the bobbing doesn't actually make any sense.

[plummeting_sloth]

I imagine Altair walking in right before that shot going

"Hey, has anyone here seen a- oh fuck that shit!"

[Geoff_B]

Yeah this game was what was happening in the background when Dante was busy killing his quota.

[Indy_S]

I spent the whole time wondering where this Frenchman's accent was. Did they just not like it? And why did a Warhammer bloodletter appear? Are the Knights Templar evil? Have I heard that before? And have I seen a Martin transform into a fiery, otherworldly being before?

[Cosmosrules]

Funny thing is I had never even heard of this game before Unskippable. Now, I wish I hadn't. Thanks Unskippable, for showing us all the crappy games!

[Geoff_B]

The only material I've seen of this game is posters on the London Underground. It didn't really appeal to me then and it sure doesn't appeal to me now.