X-Men: Destiny

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X-Men: Destiny

Postby Matt » 30 Jan 2012, 09:51

Warning: Playable characters do not contain actual X-Men™

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/5307-X-Men-Destiny

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Re: X-Men: Destiny

Postby plummeting_sloth » 30 Jan 2012, 14:21

Pretty sure Super-Chad's power is just to be able to transmute any object he holds into a football.

Seems lame at first, but he can do it people as well. He's basically King Midas, but with footballs.
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Re: X-Men: Destiny

Postby ecks » 30 Jan 2012, 15:23

Destiny huh... Is the end boss named 'BarginBin'?
plummeting_sloth wrote:Pretty sure Super-Chad's power is just to be able to transmute any object he holds into a football.
Seems lame at first, but he can do it people as well. He's basically King Midas, but with footballs.
Well now we know his super power, but what's his catchphrase? "I'm the best at what I chad, and what I chad is super chad"?
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Re: X-Men: Destiny

Postby Flewellyn » 30 Jan 2012, 18:55

Super Chad has the power to make electoral recounts problematic.
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Re: X-Men: Destiny

Postby Geoff_B » 31 Jan 2012, 00:18

So hang on, the intro sequence looks like DC Universe's comic videos done in the style of APB, and the main girl character looks like Kay Faraday from the Ace Attorney games (for reference). Was originality one of the x-men powers that was lost?
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Re: X-Men: Destiny

Postby Vigafre » 31 Jan 2012, 06:20

Why does that girl have boots with sandal toes?

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