August 15th :: Rebellin'

[James]

Podcast is up now
We will now take our bow.

OMG I JUST MADE TO WORDS SOUND THE SAME!

[JesterJ.]

God, hilarious like always.

A lot of fun to listen to...and christ, 42? You really wanted to keep a full tank, didn't you?

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At least you're not dead:
1 Part Whiskey (Jack Daniel's)
2 Part Bailey's Irish Creme
Dash of lemon juice
Served on the rocks (or blended?  Blended.)


Yeah, let me know how that one goes..

[Sigma]

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Three PS3's

3 oz Triple Sec
3 oz Tequila
3 oz Thunderbird

EDIT: I made this and it was pretty good imo

[Allen!]

Morgan did, in fact, spend a FUCK SHIT TON of time playing FFX when Bill and I had our place in Fairfield. Wakka and Tidus were the two most powerful ones, especially against single targets, but Yuna was incredibly powerful when you were fighting bosses with adds on the sides, etc etc.

I started playing FFXII again, and I forgot how damn beautiful the game is. D:

[YamaroV2]

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"Energy Shotgun"

1/3rd bottle NOS
3 shots of vodka
A hint of lemon/lime

I just tried this.. And WOW.

[sweeks]

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"The Gibb"
1/2 oz Jägermeister
1/2 oz tequila


[tak197]

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Cownden Presents: Suspend Your Disbelief

One Shot Absinthe
One Shot Everclear Grain Alcohol
Two Shots Grenadine
3 oz Hi-C Orange Drink
Absinthe-soaked Sugar cube

Perform a Bohemian Absinthe Ceremony (light sugar cube on fire and let it melt on absinthe spoon into absinthe, then rinse spoon off with water), then put absinthe, everclear, grenadine, and orange drink into shaker, shake up and serve cold in highball

I do not recommend anyone try to make this, as I'm about 90% sure you could DIE from it. But I thought "hmm what would make someone so fucked up that they completely suspend reality and believe that musicals happen in real life?"

I think I may post a new recipe later, but this one was something I had to submit for shits and giggles.

[Cake]

Graham, why don't you have a job? Are you on scholarship? I have a friend who gets $2,000 a month for scholarship, so all he has to do is go to school.

Was I at least close in my estimated $1100 spent on gas? I would hate to think I did some bad maths.

[Iverix]

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The Commodore Byte

2 oz. Gray Goose
1/2 oz. Blue Curaco
1/2 oz. Sweet & Sour Mix

Known for it's electric blue color.

[korri]

woot for answering my questions! sorry i asked some that were asked before...

and i was enjoying some pineapple when i was listening... which is just weird....

i don't know any real drinks, or what they're made out of, because well, in my house all thats ever drunk (drank? i never know what the past tense of drink is) is cheap beer... or yuengling lager... and when i go to parties i just say "make me something fruity with no carbination"... so i wouldn't know where to start

[Hunter]

Try this -

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The Dutch
1/2 oz Everclear® alcohol
1/3 oz sloe gin
1/3 oz DeKuyper® cinnamon schnapps
1/3 oz DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps

Combine ingredients in a shot glass.


Drink, whince and and blame the dutch!

Drink too many and you will get the dutch AGAIN!!!

[Alja-Markir]

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The Edward James Olmos

7 parts scotch whiskey, warm (blended scotch works nicely)
2 parts honey, clover if possible
A dash of nutmeg

Very carefully mix nutmeg into honey, adding it in a few flecks at a time. Mixed honey should have flecks of nutmeg visible throughout, but no clumps. Pour scotch over the honey/nutmeg mixture, and mix well with a spoon. Imbibe.

Optional - For an added kick, mix in my missing forum rank. It might as well be put to some use.

~Alja-Markir~

[Sable]

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The LoadingReadyRuns

1/4 oz blue curacao
9oz prune juice


Francophone Nemesis

2oz brandy
1/2 oz raspberry liqueur
3oz chilled champagne

Morgan's screaming orgasm

1oz vodka
1/2ozoz Bailey's Irish Cream
1/2oz Kahlua coffee liqueur
1/2oz Captain Morgan's Private Stock spiced rum



More to come if I think of any.

[korri]

Ok... "loadingreadyruns" made me rofl....

[JesterJ.]

Wait, Graham, you guys are going to film this, aren't you?

[tak197]

I am shocked that you don't recognize that question of mine as a quote from SNL (video link in pic).



As for composing music, if you use Finale and GarageBand and take some music theory on the side, from either Andy or Nate, you can all totally start composing your own music.

[tak197]

I'm not an alcoholic, but I got bored and started looking up drinks and mixing them up. I have not tried these at all, but at least it's not like my "Suspend Your Disbelief" recipe.

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Serious Submission #1: It's Very Simple

5 oz tonic
3 oz Gin

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Serious Submission #2: D-fer Madness

1 shot Crown Royal
1 shot Jack Daniels Whiskey
1 shot Grand Marnier
1 shot Lemon Juice
8 oz Mountain Dew
12 ice cubes

Mix in small pitcher, Garnish with figs.  Drink like your next roll depended on it.

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Serious Submission #3: Underpantaloons

1.5 oz 99 Bananas
1.5 oz Stoli Strasberi
Fill with Cranberry Juice

Build over ice in highball glass.

(Also known to some as the "bulge in the pants".  I read the title and thought of Underpantaloons)

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Serious Submission #4: How to Talk Like a Pirate

2 oz Spiced rum
1 oz Southern Comfort
2 oz Gin
1 oz Orange juice
1 oz Lemon Lime Gatorade
4 oz Ginger Ale

Serve over Ice.

The inspiration for this drink is a mixture of a Captain's Table, Captain's Parrot, Captain's First Mate, and Captain's Booty.

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Serious Submission #5: Shaolin Abuse

2 parts Midori
2 parts Coconut Rum
1 part Pineapple juice

[Lavos]

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The TOILET humor
Morgans pee
Bills balls
Jeremy's hair
Paul's beard
Grahams finger
Blended on a rock made of adamantium and fire from the gods


[NecroVale]

So... If I had nothing better to do, and could make it up to be in a LRRcast... could I paint Morgan's toenails?

[YamaroV2]

... I'll cover my bus ride both ways if you give me an address to go to.

(I will bring booze too, so.. )

[Sieg Reyu]

I am shocked that you don't recognize that question of mine as a quote from SNL (video link in pic).



As for composing music, if you use Finale and GarageBand and take some music theory on the side, from either Andy or Nate, you can all totally start composing your own music.

I love that video so much. All of the Will Smith Harry Carray impressions make me feel warm inside.

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Serious Submission #2: D-fer Madness

1 shot Crown Royal
1 shot Jack Daniels Whiskey
1 shot Grand Marnier
1 shot Lemon Juice
8 oz Mountain Dew
12 ice cubes

Mix in small pitcher, Garnish with figs.  Drink like your next roll depended on it.

YOU FORGOT THE DORITOS AND FUNYUNS!!!

[Sieg Reyu]

I am shocked that you don't recognize that question of mine as a quote from SNL (video link in pic).



As for composing music, if you use Finale and GarageBand and take some music theory on the side, from either Andy or Nate, you can all totally start composing your own music.

I love that video so much. All of the Will Smith Harry Carray impressions make me feel warm inside.

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Serious Submission #2: D-fer Madness

1 shot Crown Royal
1 shot Jack Daniels Whiskey
1 shot Grand Marnier
1 shot Lemon Juice
8 oz Mountain Dew
12 ice cubes

Mix in small pitcher, Garnish with figs.  Drink like your next roll depended on it.

YOU FORGOT THE DORITOS AND FUNYUNS!!!

[tak197]

REPETITION IS MANLY!!!! LIKE MASTERBATING! HAAAAAAAAA!

Except when you accidentaly post twice.

As for the Funyuns and Doritos, you can't drink them so it's not really all that tasty.

They could eat them alongside the D-fer Madnes.

[Sieg Reyu]

REPETITION IS MANLY!!!! LIKE MASTERBATING! HAAAAAAAAA!

Except when you accidentaly post twice.

As for the Funyuns and Doritos, you can't drink them so it's not really all that tasty.

They could eat them alongside the D-fer Madnes.

No! You MUST blend them into the drink. Don't you see? The ultimate question of the ages has finally been answered. How do you eat doritos and not get your pants or character sheet orange? Blend the chips with the drink for ultimate non-orange-character-sheet-ness.

[Cake]

I just threw up in my mouth.