In a revelation shocking only themselves, Square realizes it's good at RPGs.
The juxtaposition of two news stories may have created the most awesome band name ever.
There are some things that should not be on the internet, and yet, still are.
Drug smuggling hits a new low.
Free Death Ray. Only used once. You pick up.
Behind the scenes of the rest of Rapidfire Series 3!
Get all the latest dope on the Couch Mall Network.
So many E3 trailers, so few that look good.
Graham and Paul finally defeat the ever-returning undead cutscene.
At what point will zombies cease to be a surprise?
What happened to my game about stabbing people in the throat in historical settings?
A viral game is killing the social life of millions. Are you at risk?
Just one of the many exciting new uses for prison carrots.
With one hundred billion dollars you could buy all the things.
Pour one out for the stupid people. So many stupid people.
The Phail returns with... well, it's a weird one, but it'll be back to normal next time.
What is Bungie up to?
When a public nuisance gets given a nickname, it's time to pull out all the stops.
The saddest dog, the scariest spider, the dumbest classroom.
Next time, it might help if you got a doctor's note.
In his penultimate video, J-man takes a step backwards.
It is what it says, a glorious medley of bananas and onions. Juiced.
When life gives you lemons, force people to eat them in some sort of race. You jerk.
Now that Kathleen's laptop lives again, she's back in the editing saddle. And so, we bring you this!
The cast of Loading Ready Run answers your questions in a way that they only could.
None of these are familiar places OR familiar faces. They're all grim.
The roaches may be coming for us. Or they just really hate New Jersey.
2015 will be the year we bring you hard hitting inquiries like "are possums cannibals?"
To be fair, it isn't a space station either.
There is A LOT of enthusiastic hand waving going on here.
There are serious consequences for thrown french fries.
The price some people will pay to have their throats lacerated.
Behind the scenes of Friends and Family, with fancy teleprompter action. Read the article here!
Behind the scenes of our commodoreHUSTLE attempt at a meme. Or is it me-me?
Behind the scenes of Heard But Not Seen.
A kingdom of people with silly names come under threat from other silly names.
Graham and Paul do their best to make it through the daunting opening of Resident Evil 6.
The Hundred Knight meets his new overlord, and she's less than impressed that he can't emit liquid fire[…]
Stories on Saints Row, PS4 faceplates, TF2 booty shorts, and Final Fantasy?goddamn?7.
The chance of missing limbs will probably HELP the coaster's sales.
Paul discovers some surprising (and actually not that surprising) things about Morgan.
You think news can't get stranger. Then it does.
Good luck explaining the part that happens at around 4 minutes in.
A special report on the voice actors of N64 games.
We all knew Reddit and SomethingAwful would fight eventually, but we didn't expect this?
This week's Feed Dump goes to a dark place. It's also quite festive, but it's still dark.
If you must smuggle turtles, we don't recommend you do it in a zorb.
Behind the scenes of the oft-interrupted shoot for En Garde. Read the article here.
With all the excitement surrounding the World Cup, it's important to consider the humble, prisoner-related[…]
An advance-release cinematic just means we get to laugh at Mickey sooner. And we do.
Sometimes security isn't really all that secure.
You better be "sitting down" for this episode of Feed Dump.
Benjamin Franklin was a clear proponent of free speech through tattooing, he had the Bill of Rights[…]
Incest, drugs and a side of blasphemy. It's a standard week for Feed Dump!
Comedy so fast it's undetectable by most scientific instrumentation
When the cat's away, the mice will play.
Yes, you read that correctly. The Black Knight. No, not the Monty Python one, that would be awesome.
Apparently the Animus makes you immune to helping out.
When archival high school film reels collide.
Victoria's first annual Air Guitar Championship.