Aliens Vs. Predator

Whoever wins... actually no, we just straight-up lose.

 06:03

Dead to Rights: Retribution

A man and his dog. And the people they kill, violently.

 05:54

Jumper: Griffin's Story

And, to no one's surprise, a movie-license video game wasn't very good.

 06:17

Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway

There's only one way out of Hell, and that's through it. Or, you could just not play.

 06:02

Alpha Protocol

Watch in awe as a prick tries to be a spy, who is also a prick.

 06:25

Epic Mickey

An advance-release cinematic just means we get to laugh at Mickey sooner. And we do.

 06:06

No More Heroes 2

Maybe there's no more heroes because no one likes hanging out with jerks.

 05:20

Arc Rise Fantasia

Boy meets dragon, boy kills dragon, boy meets girl, girl also kills same dragon... wait.

 07:31

Mini Ninjas

They're not that impressive, really. We've seen smaller.

 05:26

War for Cybertron

Is Cybertron really worth going to WAR over?

 05:00

Fracture

The title could refer to the in-game terraforming, or the head injury we received while playing.

 05:52

Warhammer Battle March

It's really less of a "march" and more of saunter. Or a mosey.

 06:33

Bladestorm: The Hundred Years' War

It's like a storm. Of blades. And Frenchmen.

 06:14

Battlefield: Bad Company 2

Bad Company returns and this time, they're even worse.

 05:12

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow

Thrill as Patrick Stewart stalks a giant man.

 05:16

White Knight Chronicles Part 1

A kingdom of people with silly names come under threat from other silly names.

 05:29

White Knight Chronicles Part 2

A kingdom of people with silly names come under threat from other silly names.

 06:08

Clash of the Titans

The game may be in actual 3D, but that doesn't make better than the movie.

 05:26

Yakuza 3: Part 1

Watch in awe as the world's least interesting gangsters faff about.

 05:48

Yakuza 3: Part 2

Rush to discover the thrilling conclusion of real estate matters.

 05:58

Unskippable 100: A Guide to Cinematics

Graham and Paul use the knowledge they've gained from Unskippable for "good".

 06:38

Beowulf

 05:18

Blood Stone

There will be blood... stones... apparently.

 06:27

Vanquish

When a scene opens on an idyllic setting, it's really only a matter of time until it all goes to hell.

 06:40

Vanquish Part 2

"Vanquish" sounds better than "Space Russians vs the Robot Men", right?

 06:43

Enslaved

If the guy from Journey to the West was named "Roid-Monkey", then yes, this is accurate.

 05:50

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

It's refreshing to have an Italian protagonist that isn't Mario.

 06:24

Fist of the North Star: Ken's Rage

What happens when a man knows only punching? This, apparently.

 05:31

Majin and the Forsaken Kingdom

The grand legend of the thief and the talking rat. It's an odd legend.

 06:02

Dead Rising 2: Part 1

Graham and Paul take to Dead Rising 2 like a paddlesaw to zombies.

 05:20