Obey all posted signage.
Alex is always coming up with new ideas.
Krog have plan to get Torg back out there.
And furthermore, sir, have you read any good books lately?
Sometimes Krog have deep thoughts.
What up, get in here for the sickest tips & tricks.
Krog not trust Torg's fancy new ideas.
For all your wood.
Okay, and... and where's the bathroom?
Know your 'walkers.
Stretching is always important.
Working for the secret service isn't always that exciting.
Always good to get a second opinion. Mostly. Probably.
Always consult a professional, and no, Google is not a professional.
Do you hear that??
This new build just doesn't work like the old ones.
I'm sorry I asked.
The Badlands are a scary place...
We've all had similar conversations, right?
He always rings twice, you know.
When the game doesn't cooperate, all you can do is accept your fate.
Some people are just innately better players.
This is the best tabletop accessory I've ever bought!
Please give generously, to your LGS.
Siri can do amazing things.
You gotta watch your language around THESE cops.
Hey you rascals, zip on down!
Must be nice for you.
Have you heard of all these great new Magic formats??
I'm not gonna flip it, YOU flip it. [Co-written by the delightfully unhinged masses at our PAX South panel]
When you don't know what to order...
With great 'stache...
Listen to me you bastard...
Procrastination never hurt anyone...
It's so hard to get the bartender to notice you.
All you have to do is get your hedrons in a row.
So close, you can almost smell the cards. [HUGE thanks to Shawn Kornhauser, Marshall Sutcliffe, and Rich[…]
Saying goodbye is the hardest thing.
Some weekends we just have to make do with what we can get.
It's always good to earn your keep.
For a more civilized age.
Farewell to Moonbase MkIII.
Moonbase MkIII might take longer to sort out than we thought.
This is why we top-dollar for health care.
Everyone has a thing. Your's are probably weirder.
One must be willing to suffer for their decadence.
It's always a privilege to see a master at work.
The Santa, seen here, is one of nature's great mysteries.
Play every game to maximum efficiency!
Technology only fails you when you expect too much of it.
It's important to announce your intentions.
Welcome to the stream, everyone!
Even a bro's gotta have priorities.
The sport of kings... and their dogs.
And don't you dare bruise it.
"Where do you get your ideas from?"
His cellar is particularly well stocked.
All things must pass?thankfully.
Help is always required, across space and time.
Beej is on a networking mission. Shot during setup at www.desertbus.org