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Television always finds the most qualified people for the job.
We'll never catch him again.
You gotta be hungry in line of work.
I must spread this good word.
Bones can apparently feel a lot of weird things.
Heck yeah, bro! I'm all about it!
I think those things are weighted.
They'll figure out a way to fix this one of these days.
Every new Yarnham hunter should listen up.
I thought they had algorithms for this!
I sent away for a book on this, trust me.
This deodorant really WILL help you get girls.
Lemme check my shells.
This power... is the greatest.
Dude, just set a reminder or... SOMETHING.
Voices that must be heard.
The questions you must ask yourself.
The scourge of a complete breakfast rolls on.
Why do I keep giving out this number?
See, without being seen.
Once more, from the beginning.
Write this down. It won't be on the exam, but do it anyway.
You can just barely hear the klezmer music...
Saves on dice and notepads.
We're gonna need another ruling on this.
You can leave your hat on. Please.
I feel it in my bones.
We're very respectful of his distinct heritage.
Watch your language very carefully.
Always read the fine print. ALWAYS.
Stirring. Invigorating. Inspiring. Snappy.
You gotta keep control of your intellectual property. [Big thanks to James Burton (Dewman001) for the IGAB[…]
Nobody wants this. Why would I want this?
We'll give James this... he's clever.
Beej makes a lot of "improvements" around the Moonbase.
This is what happens when everyone has Reliquary Tower.
My money's on the weird one.
LoadingReadyRun, always ready for anything.
I'm always messing this up, sorry.
Not a lot left on the cutting room floor this time.
I didn't enlist for this.
This explains an awful lot about history.
We care about you. Broadly speaking.
Sir, I don't have time for this today.
Look, I just want to make sure we're all on the same page.
We've all learned something today.
Necessity is also the mother of dumb ideas.
Next week, let me show you my double cluck.
This will never get old, as a business plan.
At least her hearts in the right place. Kinda.
We need to maybe learn some real magic.
Is your mind not encompassed by wonder?
Allo you beauties, would you like be to AMAZED!?
Sire, I really need to get a straight answer out of you this time.
Alex's cheek must be getting sore by now.
Fool me once...
Trust me this will be SO worth it.
In the grim darkness of the mind...
Micromanagement, with a macro lens.