He knows others, but they aren't as deadly.
The best display of hacksmanship you've ever seen.
Get in. It'll be great. (also, yes, we know we used the limo again... we were there)
Always get the right tool for the job.
Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.
Your tax dollars at work.
"What's up followers, BishopKing here with the hot new moves!"
You can stand under my umberella-ella-ella.
Alex is a modern day Bieber.
Always check before you sit down.
Who wants to drive themselves? Chumps, that's who.
Crapshots is back, and we know where all the hot boys are at.
!oremoR nhoJ ,em llik tsum uoy ,emag eht niw oT
"Are you sure? You're messing with me again, aren't you?"
Well, it's one way to avoid corporate branding.
What? They're cool guys. We hang out all the time.
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Seriously now, don't do it.
At least it was a clean toilet.
It's less awkward this way.
Anointed antacid tablets are probably the better choice here.
One should always think through every step of the process.
This is why you always go to the Genius Bar. They're better at hiding things like that.
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Alex has two haircuts: On and off.
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Of my cardsleeves, I'm very... Protective.
Not gonna lie, I did this one in a hurry. Dohohohohhho...
I really spoil that boy.
But in all seriousness, we have a Google Drive document packed with ideas.
I can stop anytime I want.
...As if you couldn't guess.
In unrelated news, our new shirts are shipping.
When we said we wouldn't do more, that may not have been strictly accurate. We were in the area.
Andy Week 3/3
Andy Week 2/3
Andy Week 1/3
They do say it's mightier than the sword.
If he'd played a Memnite, I would have hanged myself.
Just keep on rollin'
Urban cred is inversely proportional to your accuracy.
I get more stuff cleaned this way.
Last one in this series for a while, we promise.
Definitely not a teaser. Nope.
The most groinally violent hit of the 2010s!
...Because everything is bigger there.
Also handy in a hailstorm, if you can stand the noise.
For the horde!
More like "suck of the draw".
The one thing you don't bring is guaranteed to be the one you wish you had the most.
25Â¢ gets about 10 minutes worth.
You would need an awful lot of Chiquitas to make a bomb though.
Because you donated to Child's Play for it, here it is!