How do we keep finding ourselves in these situations?
I don't see why everyone has a problem with them...
We used to be really close and just lost touch.
Trust me, I can read this perfectly.
There's something about one of you...
Don't worry, I've done this two or three times before.
Everybody's looking for love.
I got EXACTLY what you asked for.
Without enforcement, it's a slippery slope.
He was too beautiful to live.
What day did you have? You lost.
The plight of the modern woman.
Playing Magic isn't always so simple.
He knows others, but they aren't as deadly.
The best display of hacksmanship you've ever seen.
Get in. It'll be great. (also, yes, we know we used the limo again... we were there)
Always get the right tool for the job.
Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.
Your tax dollars at work.
"What's up followers, BishopKing here with the hot new moves!"
You can stand under my umberella-ella-ella.
Alex is a modern day Bieber.
Always check before you sit down.
Who wants to drive themselves? Chumps, that's who.
Crapshots is back, and we know where all the hot boys are at.
!oremoR nhoJ ,em llik tsum uoy ,emag eht niw oT
"Are you sure? You're messing with me again, aren't you?"
Well, it's one way to avoid corporate branding.
What? They're cool guys. We hang out all the time.
Side-effects include: kidney failure.
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Seriously now, don't do it.
At least it was a clean toilet.
It's less awkward this way.
Anointed antacid tablets are probably the better choice here.
One should always think through every step of the process.
This is why you always go to the Genius Bar. They're better at hiding things like that.
Nepotism beats qualifications any day. But seriously, stop hiring incompetent workers just because you like[…]
Alex has two haircuts: On and off.
Excessive gloating counts as passing priority. Also, Jace singles really do retail for upwards of around[…]
Of my cardsleeves, I'm very... Protective.
Not gonna lie, I did this one in a hurry. Dohohohohhho...
I really spoil that boy.
But in all seriousness, we have a Google Drive document packed with ideas.
I can stop anytime I want.
...As if you couldn't guess.
In unrelated news, our new shirts are shipping.
When we said we wouldn't do more, that may not have been strictly accurate. We were in the area.
Andy Week 3/3
Andy Week 2/3
Andy Week 1/3
They do say it's mightier than the sword.
If he'd played a Memnite, I would have hanged myself.
Just keep on rollin'
Urban cred is inversely proportional to your accuracy.