We should screen these guests.
Still available, act quickly!
The biggest contracts bring out the most ambitious contractors.
Art is a powerful thing.
The threat is more real than you may expect.
Miscommunication has spoiled many a piece of otherwise sound advice.
This delectable item is available for half price on Tuesdays. Limit 1 per customer.
Sometimes you actually should to listen to what your parents told you.
A slipped disc can halt a whole symphony orchestra in its tracks.
Therapeutic merit still pending by the FDA.
Incompetence applied to a small mistake yields a large mistake.
An operative operator operating in an operation.
It's not what you think.
...And you just did, too.
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Side-effects include: kidney failure.
What? They're cool guys. We hang out all the time.
Well, it's one way to avoid corporate branding.
"Are you sure? You're messing with me again, aren't you?"
Crapshots is back, and we know where all the hot boys are at.
Who wants to drive themselves? Chumps, that's who.
Always check before you sit down.
Alex is a modern day Bieber.
You can stand under my umberella-ella-ella.
If at first you don't succeed, fail, fail again.
"What's up followers, BishopKing here with the hot new moves!"
Your tax dollars at work.
Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.
Always get the right tool for the job.
Get in. It'll be great. (also, yes, we know we used the limo again... we were there)
The best display of hacksmanship you've ever seen.
He knows others, but they aren't as deadly.
Playing Magic isn't always so simple.
The plight of the modern woman.
What day did you have? You lost.
This amp is ideally suited to kittycore DJs.
He was too beautiful to live.
Without enforcement, it's a slippery slope.
I got EXACTLY what you asked for.
Everybody's looking for love.
Don't worry, I've done this two or three times before.
There's something about one of you...
Trust me, I can read this perfectly.
We used to be really close and just lost touch.
I don't see why everyone has a problem with them...
How do we keep finding ourselves in these situations?
Smart technology, dumb user.
So... do I bring an umbrella or not?
Is this what you want? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
It's everything you'd ever want, and more.
It's not that weird. Your thing is weirder.
Eat the whole thing or no desert!
Some players are just not okay with this.
The service has been all downhill since Genie Con 04'
It endless problem, me never know when party happen.
Paul is no mere man.
Results may vary.
This is gonna take a while...
Can I get a refund on this genie?
How does this keep happening!?